cock smorgishboard

Every gay mans dream, a large amount of naked men standing in a line waiting to give and or be pleasherd. very very scary.

Doug got very happy when he saw his friends had set up a cock smorgishboard for his 45th birthday

by Redapril1 March 26, 2008

Teapot cock

A term that originates from the song "I'm a Little Teapot," describing a short and stout penis. It may also be used to describe the owner of such a penis.

Look at Eddie's teapot cock!

by SDM56 March 30, 2009

cock tackle

Used to describe fags and douchebags...

Yeah that president we got sure is a big cock tackle, probably takes it in the ass from Colin Powell all the time

by SYKO 120 June 11, 2008

Cock Rubber

A whore like woman who instead of fucking multiple men, she prefers to give them hand jobs, and is so experienced that the men don't mind getting a hand job instead of pussy.

guy 1: Yo dude did u get with that hick from the bar last night.

guy 2: Yea man but she just gave me hand job.

guy 1: Man that sucks.

guy 2: No i didn't mind she was a total Cock Rubber

by the original Harrison October 20, 2008

blue cock

A miserly person. Another term for a tight-fisted wanker.

Don't expect him to buy a round. He's the biggest blue cock I know.

by dms001 May 22, 2013

cock muzzle

when someone tries to talk while sucking cock .

Manuel tries to cock muzzle every night.

by peniscunt69 November 3, 2014

cock fever

When a woman has a crush on a man and can't get over it. Damn she's got cock fever!

Have you seen Jamie. I hear she likes Mark. She's so hot ! She has cock fever!

by Clark G79 November 17, 2013