Fuck you I won't do what you tell me 

The greatest song lyric of all time. From Rage Against The Machines "Killing In The Name Of."
Best used when shouted 16 times in a row at the nearest authority figure.

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me

FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!

MOTHERFUCKER!

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me by Jimmy Pop 24 November 7, 2007

Why Don’t We 

‘Why Don’t We’ is the most fantastic band there possibly is. They are all soooo hot, talented, and they have angelic voices.

That band Why Don’t We is amazingly talented

Why Don’t We by Angels May 19, 2018

got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal 

Originally coined by unknown person of incredible literary talent, made popular by Anthony, this phrase is an analogy often used to encourage people pursuing someone of the opposite gender which is already attached.

This analogy is based on the empirical evidence of soccer matches with positive goals scored (n > 0), despite the presence of a goalkeeper intending precisely to stop that. Similarly, just because a girl (guy) has a boyfriend (girlfriend), doesn't mean that she (he) is automatically unavailable.

A skilled striker may still be able to score a goal despite the presence of a goalkeeper. Of course, the presence of a goalkeeper does increase the difficulty associated with goal-scoring.

This has led to phrases such as "I can't even score an open goal!" or "wow Kenji can score goal even with so many defenders!"

Note: the definition listed above in no way represents the attitude of the author towards the subject

A: "wow that girl is amazing! too bad she's already with that stud Anthony"

B: "what kind of defeatist attitude is that! don't you know, got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal!"

A: "alright i'm going for it! watch out Anthony!"

got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal by jet-x June 8, 2009

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' 

A word used by the most intellectual of intellectuals.

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' is knocking on the door?

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' by QQAZWSXEDC September 28, 2017

ain't got 

rhythm

No I ain't got rhythm.

ain't got by KeithBar October 17, 2020

Simpn't 

The antonym of the word "simp", instead referring to someone with an extreme lack of interest in another person.

Guy #1: Yo, did I really just catch you simping?
Guy #2: Are you kidding me? I couldn't be more of a simpn't if I tried

Simpn't by Toaster of Gold October 21, 2020

Liven't

Liven't - Not to be alive but not to be dead it's in between dead and alive.

Person 1: I don't wanna die but I don't wanna be alive

Person 2: so you wanna liven't

Person 1: yes, because I don't wanna be dead but I don't wanna be alive, ya know?

Liven't by N. O. February 11, 2021