Text:
Plug: still smoking now or still got the tooth problem?
Customer: (takes a fat rip) “I plead the 5th”
You have what you owe me?
Plug: “I plead the 3rd”
Homie I O U…
Plug: still smoking now or still got the tooth problem?
Customer: (takes a fat rip) “I plead the 5th”
You have what you owe me?
Plug: “I plead the 3rd”
Homie I O U…
by Bigbirddebelen June 18, 2022
Get the Homie I O Umug. When someone uses Mayo as a lube substitute and maggots infest the vaginal canal and hit that G-spot, producing an orgasm
by mommymilkermaggot March 28, 2022
Get the May-Omug. by clock_broken June 12, 2021
Get the ui o[uhmug. Guy One- WOAH THAT OmgyaboiplayzYT123 GUY JUST MOVED TO THE TOP OF THE LEADER BOARD WITH A 79 KILL STREAK
Guy Two- :O
Guy Two- :O
by Ylesmay May 9, 2018
Get the :Omug. A person who may have hundreds of pictures of themselves on Facebook or a similar service. However, none of these pictures truly show what the person really looks like thanks to the use of camera angles, bad self-pics and other cheap visual tricks. This underhanded ploy is a favorite of the 'salad-shy' and those afflicted with 'a lovely personality.' Invented by Stephen Gude, Professor Emeritus at UCSC, USA.
"There are 150 pictures of this girl on her Myspace... NONE of which show that she is not fat or ugly. Think of the incredible effort this must have taken. How is that possible? What a horrible nerd-o-welly."
"Gina weighs 300 pounds in real life... Why does her facebook make her look like Jessica Biel. What is goddamn nerd-o-welly!"
"Gina weighs 300 pounds in real life... Why does her facebook make her look like Jessica Biel. What is goddamn nerd-o-welly!"
by Professor Letznotfail October 22, 2011
Get the Nerd-o-wellymug. Colin O Donoghue is an Irish actor and also a musician. His middle name is Arthur. Colin O Donoghue is best known for his role as "Captain Hook" or "Killian Jones" in the hit TV show "Once Upon Time". He was born in January the 26th 1981, which makes him 40 years old now. He is married to Helen O Donoghue and they got married in 2009.
"Hey, who is your favorite character in OUAT?"
"Regina, what about you?"
"Hook 100%"
"Do you know the name of the actor who plays him?"
"Yeah, its Colin O Donoghue! DUHH!"
"Regina, what about you?"
"Hook 100%"
"Do you know the name of the actor who plays him?"
"Yeah, its Colin O Donoghue! DUHH!"
by Charli D’amilio official April 19, 2021
Get the Colin O Donoghuemug. Not to be confused wih the suggestive word "Big O", this is a show where Roger Smith does random shit accompanied by a beautiful android. However every character is probably aware of the fourth wall and try too hard not to break it.
John: Did you see The Big O?
Fanny: It's only a decade-old anime.
John: But it's one of the mindfucking show I've ever seen.
Fanny: It's only a decade-old anime.
John: But it's one of the mindfucking show I've ever seen.
by Leviaiz December 30, 2021
Get the The Big Omug.