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Calm your tits

If an Italian girl is in rage and wants herself or humans sourring herself to calm the f*** down
Jeanne: OMG I totally failed this exam
Claude : Stephen fell out of love with me!!
Giorgina: GUYS, CALM YOUR TITS!
by claudethehot September 3, 2020
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Tits

Something that men fantasize all day and all night.
Nate is so fond of tits that he dreams of different shapes of tits every night when he goes to bed.
by rapiding February 15, 2017
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Tater Tits

When a woman is bent over a kitchen counter that hasn't been wiped down during sex and gets crumbs all over her breasts
"I forgot to clean the kitchen before she came over last night. She ended up with major tater tits."
"His kitchen was so gross. I got really bad tater tits."
by phofffff July 19, 2021
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Small tits

A female that makes males look like bad guys because she is. She also known to have small breasts. Basically, an evil female with small breasts, or flat chest.
Sam: Sarah made Bob look like a bad guy because she’s evil, and she has small breasts.
Christine: You mean small tits.
by DemonPeachxBlade November 30, 2024
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Parmalat Tits

My brother has some parmalat tits they're bigger than mine .
by xmcnugz April 17, 2022
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Tequila tits

A woman who has pushed a boundary beyond what is considered appropriate, typically in a sexual or inebriated situation.

When a woman gives zero fucks.
“I thought Sheryl was fine as the new leader of the PTO, but it seems she’s gone tequila tits with power”
by JL Brooks November 17, 2020
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Pepper Tits

Yo girl, let me suck on them pepper tits!
by dipsh!t February 11, 2024
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