Hakuna your tatas 

An alternative phrase to "Calm your tits".

Other examples are "Sooth your boobs", "De-stress your breasts", "Undo the calamity that is your mammaries" and "Adjust your bust before it combusts".

I also like "Give your chest a rest" and "Don't have a rack attack".

Jenna: OMG I'm stressing out over this test! If I don't get a good score, I'll fail the semester and then I'll fail the year, ruining my life and I'll end up homeless because I cant get a job and...

Mark: Dude, hakuna your tatas. It's just one test.

Hakuna your tatas by Hakuna'd Tatas March 10, 2014

Flex Tape 

Basically God, if you haven’t already heard of this stuff, climb out from under that boat that was sawed in half and put back together and go get some!

Flex Tape does basically anything you can think of!
Bee Hive on your gutter? BOOM! Flex Tape!
Want to stop peeing the bed? BOOM! Flex Tape! (Have fun getting that shit off)
Professional Waxing too expensive? BOOM! Flex Tape!
Significant other or other person won’t shut up? BOOM! Flex Tape

“I sawed this boat in half, and repaired it using only Flex Tape!”~ Phil Swift

Flex Tape by Jake Furry Killer August 18, 2018

big body tahoe 

A big Chevrolet Tahoe driven by hood ass niggas/gang members (you must add hella base to your voice when you say big body those)

Aye press me again and me and hella niggas gonna pull up in this Big body tahoe

big body tahoe by Hoodnigga10 December 30, 2017

hot beef taco breath

when a person, likely someone you're attracted to, has hot breath but for some reason the very nature of them having hot breath turns you on.

Duante: Ms. Pounall is so damn sexy plus she has that hot beef taco breath that i love

hot beef taco breath by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo January 3, 2015

Tatiana 

Tatiana is a name for an amazing female. She is very loud spoken, and lights up the room. She is often very pretty even if she does not see it, and they tend to have very pretty smiles. She has a big heart and tries to care for everyone she can. But when you get her mad there is no filter on that girl, and be prepared for a show. Tatiana is the type of girl every boy is looking for and is easy to fall in love with, But Tatiana's are always stuck on that ONE boy. And they can love like no other. Tatiana's are smart and very funny. To sum it all up Tatiana's are like goddesses. If you have a Tatiana in you life do not let her go.

See that beautiful girl over there?
You can just tell that, that's a Tatiana.

Tatiana by qazxswedcvfrtgbhyu October 23, 2018

take the skinheads bowling 

A classic song by Camper Van Beethoven, with (naturally) a somewhat surreal premise, odd lyrics and a funny video, if you can ever get a hold of it.

Also, a classic name for your bowling team, which will provoke innumerable questions from people who don't know what the fuck you're talking about, and praise from those rare folks that do.

Take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling....

take the skinheads bowling by Count de Monet May 30, 2011

They talk about my one taps

Adil Benrlitom aka ScreaM started working with Finalmouse to create his own mouse called "ScreaM One." They made an ad for that mouse which was featured in the big CS:GO Major MLG Columbus. When Adil said the line "They talk about my one taps", it quickly became a huge meme in the CS:GO Community.

1.
xxx_NoScoper_xxx: Yo that was an awesome shot bro!
ScreaM: Well what can I say? They talk about my one taps

2.
ScreaM:

People, they know me as the headshot machine
They know me from the highlights they see
They know me from the matches they watch
They talk about my one taps

They talk about my one taps by AmoRami June 22, 2016