Mortgage eyes

A person of ill repute known for their sticky fingered thievery identifiable by their eyes being unable to both look at the same thing at the same time. Like mortgages, ones fixed, ones variable.

Mortgage eyes Deano stole that old ladies purse, when I questioned him about it he couldn’t look me in the eye

by Unclegripper December 27, 2022

Eye rolling

Rolling your eyes

Dad: go wash dishes

Kid: ughh 🙄🙄🙄ok (eye rolling)

by BIGDICKNIAH April 25, 2021

eye-rolling

The act of moving one's eyes in a way to be sassy and offensive. It's a non-verbal way to tell someone to "fuck off," much like giving the middle finger. Although they don't actually say "fuck off," that's what the gesture means in that manner.

Teenage daughter: *eye-rolling at father*
Father: "Don't tell me to fuck off!"
Teenage daughter: "I didn't!"
Father: "The fuck you didn't!"

by My Dog Has Hitler's Brain December 21, 2020

Steak Eye

When you are running with a mouldy steak, fall over, and get the steak in your eye.

I was running down the stairs, tripped over Bob's glory hole, and gave myself a Steak Eye

by Destiny Addicts Podcast August 22, 2019

Clap eyes on

Another way to say please be advised.

Clap eyes on this attachment.

by Myrealnamd August 21, 2018

Derpy eye

When you're doing your make up and one eye turns out better than the other. The bad eye is what's known as a 'derpy eye'.

I swear no matter what I do, I cannot fix this derpy eye!

by PutMeOn_Allesh February 02, 2018

PCP Cat Eye Bus

being on pcp while seeing people with cat eyes that are on an abandoned school bus

whoa, did you hear about the kid that pcp cat eye bus?

by yakwtmfviopcpceb February 27, 2021