Chinese Swamp Water

The putrid pussy juice of a back water Chinese fishermans wife.
'Man I cant wait to boil my chicken in that Chinese swamp water'
by Cactus? April 28, 2024
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The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.
"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."

"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "
by penisshakes March 30, 2021
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red water

when a girl is on there period they bleed into a cup of water and stir it. drink.....
''m gunna go make myself a red water, anyone else want one?'
'no thanks, i already had one this morning'
by gross periods December 28, 2011
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scandinavian water dog

The act of inserting a gelatinous substance into someone's rectum, then punching them in a way to force the substance back out as a projectile
I can't believe he gave me a Scandinavian Water Dog in a walmart
by Captain Degen March 15, 2023
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make me water

to make someone squirt/ejaculate, usually a female.
Make me sweat, make me hotter. Make me lose my breath, make me water.”
by bsf lay March 13, 2024
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I only play water decks

I only play water decks is extremely based
by AGenericUser May 01, 2022
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water maintnence

The only winners of CJ Bikkurim

They go around all day in coordinated outfits squirting kids with water guns and telling you to drink water on the hottest, most active day of the summer.

If a kid dies from dehydration or something it’s their fault. Luckily that never happens though so water maintenance always wins, except for the year they accidentally ruined green teams plaque.

Everyone wants to be water maintenance as water maintenance is loved by all whether they are telling you to drink water or preforming their iconic interpretive dance at the end of the day.

Whenever they pass remember to drink water and chant, “Water Maintnence” either the accompanying hand motions (make a w then an m with your hands)
Look water Maintnence is coming by

WATER MAINTNENCE *clap clap Clap clap clap* WATER MAINTNENCE *clap clap. Clap clap clap”

Water maintenance is the only real winner of bikkurim

When I’m a counselor I wanna be water Maintnence
by Pandacorns for life August 03, 2021
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