Ambidextrous Jerk Off

One who can masterbate equally with either hand.

Did you just walk in on Matt? He was going to town on himself with each hand. He’s a truly talented ambidextrous jerk off. Unfortunately, he always makes a mess that someone has to clean up.

by Roger's Not Here January 26, 2023

fridge off, mate

Equivalent to both of these, simultaneously.

- "Jump off a cliff."
- "You're like a brother to me."

Example of insultn't ~

An insult directed at Bing until it had to be explained (as a lie, therefore Bing thinks it's nice), and now Bing says it all the time.

Created by orangutans

Example of earlier conversation:
Me: "Bing, can you do my schoolwork bro?"
Bing: "I'm sorry, but I can't do your schoolwork for you. That would be cheating and unfair to other students. You should do your own work and learn from it. Fridge off, mate. blush"

by Chgooseorangutan April 11, 2023

Jack off coke

The little bit of coke you take home from your bag to snort before you watch porn and try to jack off.

Matty: Hey brigham, here’s a line to take home.
Brigham: Thanks for the jack off coke.

by Kanye1420 May 6, 2023

Trippin off the syrup

When the lean or other psychedelics hit your system causing you to hallucinate harder than a schizophrenic person off their meds

Terrance: I just hit the lean with the LSD at the same time!
Terrance: Thoes mufking kids ain't getting a penny from me! Excuse me Tyrone, I gotta hit the bathroom.
Tyrone: TERRANCE you trippin off the syrup my nigga, that ain't the bathroom! That's the child support office!

by SebSebSea September 2, 2023

clash off CoC

clash off CoC means to violently confront someone while "off" cocaine. CoC is a word for cocaine in Irish.

Person 1: I heard you and tom got in a fight last night.
Person 2: Yeah we had a clash off CoC.

by x92h35zku4 March 10, 2020

Get off at Haymarket

Using the 'withdrawal method' of contraception.

In Edinburgh, Scotland, Haymarket is a railway station arrived at just before the city's main station, Waverley. So by getting off at Haymarket you aren't going the full distance.

"Hey Enzio, I hear you got another bird pregnant, you should maybe get off at Haymarket"

by hIVh September 17, 2020

tv turned off

same thing as getting your “snot box rocked” or getting your “curtains closed“

lil joseph was riding around on his bike & outta nowhere got his tv turned off.

by youssufdoumbaya June 14, 2022