John

John is a basic ass name
And if you have you boring

John: Hi
Normal person: bro get the Fuck out my face your name is John 💀

by Someomeis69ingyourmom January 25, 2023

John Douglas

That cunt with the fucked knee.

Also eats poo from the pan

Man 1 - Whos that man with the sore knee eating poo

Man 2 - oh its just classic john douglas

by Heisenberg_Fan1994 January 30, 2023

Ethan John

Everyone's favourite man. Ethan John is caring, thoughtful, sensitive, and will always be there for you. He's adventurous and enjoys nature. If you ever want a random fact, ask Ethan John, for he will always provide an interesting and maybe not so relevant fact! When it comes to animals and crazy creatures you've never heard of, there he is, with everything you need to know.

He's grounded and handsome, strong and hard working. He'd go through a lot to help you, and in his selflessness, he'll cast all of his problems completely to the side for your sake. He's an incredible man, and definitely one in a million!

Girl I: "Oh my word, is that Ethan John??"
Girl 2: "Yeah yo, and he's mine!!"

by Fellybeemanloveroohahh January 31, 2023

john ross robertson ps

a school in toronto where all the rich white kids go. all the boys are short asf, and most are usually loud and annoying. all the girls have the newest iphones, even the kids in 1st grade cuz their rich asf

kid: hey what school do you go to?

kid 2: john ross robertson ps

kid 1: damn i feel bad for u

by uglybitch69 January 31, 2023

John John

A villager like npc who only eats apples

He's such a John John

by guergbcwsudjrvbgfe wa February 1, 2023

John John

A NPC that will only interact on commands

I had to press x to make John John interact

by guergbcwsudjrvbgfe wa February 1, 2023

John

Somebody you love but cant be with because it will ruin your friendship and loose everything you have with that person.

“He’s my John, I cant do that”

by iloveujohn February 1, 2023