send tits day

Everyone has to send their tits to you no matter what!

Peter: Hey, it’s national send tits day on March 26, show me your tits!
Anna: Of course Peter!

by Czech batman March 26, 2024

Mctaco Tits

America's 45th and 47th president. A senile, ragged old bag of dried up smelly leather who needs to learn when to keep its mouth shut.

"Hey, you heard what orange man said on the news today?"

"Oh, you mean mr. Mctaco tits?"

by patriquito October 4, 2025

collision tits

Breast so voluptuous, they would save the lady from a head on collision.

Megan came out of that 3 car pileup thanks to her collision tits.

by tanglebones May 31, 2018

Sharp as a butchers tit

Used to describe a blunt knife or blade

Thats about as sharp as a butchers tit.

by Vandoor October 26, 2018

America’s Tits

Tits so large, voluptuous, sparkly, perky, and gorgeous that the beholder was forced to sign their tits over to the government to become public property. A mandated but selfless act. All Americans share equal access to these love lumps, like a national park.

It’s such a shame Ryan doesn’t let Christie flash her tits to America now that they’re married. He thinks he owns them but we know they are America’s Tits - they belong to EVERYONE.

by True_X_Blue May 6, 2025

Tit Fucked

When a guy puts his dick in between somebody’s tis and thrusts

This isn't restricted to JUST women, men can be tit fucked. But just like women, they too also have to have a large chest for it to actually work

“Yea dude I totally tit fucked Jennifer last night”
“Really? I did the same thing with James two days ago!”

by Digister July 4, 2022

Tit for tat

Doing something petty and the other person doing something pettier to see who is the pettiest !

Sasha: Hey girl I hooked up with your boyfriend last night

Miranda : oh that’s funny because I was with your dad !
Sasha: I see you trying to go tit for tat ! Let me call your grandpa!

by Lacenderlove July 3, 2024