John Day

Your mum's favourite Wrestler

Me - "hey mum, who's your favourite wrestler?"

My mum -"John Day"

by Totally not John Day November 22, 2021

John

John is short. Very short. Super de duper short. He dosent like when you pat his head. He locks your locker when he rages. And when he says goodbye he says it in a very obnoxious way. But we all love him no matter what. SHORT LIVES MATTER!!!!!

Chloe: is that John?
Emma: where I can’t see him
Chloe: he’s down there
Emma: oh looks like the angry elf is back at it again locking my locker

by MensSize13Nikes November 4, 2019

John Rumble

The inventor of the Midwest Rumble Strip, known for its intense damage to the taint while riding on a bicycle. John Rumble has built up a very negative public view after his death due to the use of the despised Rumble Strip. Although congressional attempts to remove to Rumble strip, it’s use gave the Rumble family generational wealth, which has been used to relocate John Rumble’s grave to safety after multiple displays of public indecency directed at his grave had been reported. Most use “John Rumble” and “the Devil” synonymously.

John Rumble’s Rumble Strip blew out my taint.
I haven’t been in worse pain then when John Rumble stole my taint in Iowa

by ILeftMyTaintInIowa July 28, 2024

John Poore

King Nasty. King to Queen Nasty. Father of Princess and Prince Nasty. Accompanied by The Duke of Nasty and the Duchess of Nasty.

Bend the knee. Bow before your king.

Peasant: “It’s John Poore!”
Townfolk of Nasty: “ALL HAIL KING NASTY!” 👌🏼
John Poore: “……Corner.”

by pixidust June 8, 2025

john

huge muscles, fat cock

that's john, i wish i was him

by hugewithfourus September 18, 2021

Long John Silver

When you eat out a bitch and then she cuts out and leaves without giving you anything in return

I was chilling with this bitch last night and she gave me the old long John silver and dipped out before I burned the head

by That White Man Crazy May 8, 2025

John Mayer spot

The part on a woman where the butt meets the upper thigh. John Mayer mentions this is his favorite body part on another person on Burning Questions with Ellen DeGeneres.

That girl has a great butt. It really accentuates her John Mayer spot.

by jonrules11 April 14, 2024