saucer headed blue-gill

A type of fish that instinctively seeks out pussy.

My saucer headed blue-gill could sure use some pussy right now.

by tim faust May 13, 2005

Blue-screen-of-death-ing

Verb (gerund). Blue-screen-of-death occurrence.

WTF!? My computer keeps blue-screen-of-death-ing like crazy!

by Azure2 June 22, 2009

Junk food blue balls

Junk food blue balls is when you've been on a diet for far too long and you have been deprived of the junk food you so desire.

Shit man I've been on this diet for 3 days and I got mad junk food blue balls

by Deadxroses February 16, 2019

Burnt blue dick waffle

And insult on both a person’s looks and personality. Describing someone as a dick that looks like blue waffle, and adding an extra burn to it.

“They’re ugly inside and out”
“They’re a Burnt blue dick waffle!”

by Femalechad January 27, 2021

Put Clouds on Blue Sheets

The act of cumming on a blue bed sheet, blanket, etc.

Guy: Shit, I just put clouds on blue sheets, my moms gonna fuck me in the ass now

by Fluff_Sucker_69 June 9, 2018

In other news, the sky is blue

A great alternative to boring sentences like "thanks, Captain Obvious" or "no shit, Sherlock."
When someone says something so obvious that it should be more common knowledge than the color of the sky.

"holy shit guys i just realized that rage against the machine is advocating against capitalism"
"in other news, the sky is blue"

by Long Sohn Jilvers October 31, 2021

Red ball Blue ball

The act of getting kicked in the nuts while nutting in a women.

Bruh, i was smashing Amy last night and her mother Red ball Blue balled me.

by Jack the Ripper. November 28, 2018