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Lexington High School 

A public high school in Lexington, South Carolina, also know as L-Town. This place has kids with kids that park their obnoxiously loud trucks on truck row, where mommy and daddy buy their daughters brand new luxury cars, oh don’t forget that their parents call and complain to the school to kick you out of a school pageant, a place where the baseball coach doesn’t even consider you in tryouts and already has his team picked out, a place that only cares about the scores you make and doesn’t let you do anything fun, a place where the dress code is absolutely ridiculous, don’t forget they won’t let you sit in your cars before school. Remember the Cheetos? A place where our cheerleaders have bleach blonde hair and carrot orange skin. If your family doesn’t have money don’t even think you’ll be relevant in this hell hole. Don’t even think you can walk around the school without having an electronic pass or you’ll be written up. This school could give 2 shits about your mental well being and makes high school hell. Don’t even bother bringing your kids here.
Wow I can’t believe Lexington high school lost to river bluff
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Creekview high school 

A bunch of fucking white kids vaping all the fucking time some weed but vaping their is our drug and their are some black people who are chill and yeh all we do is
say nigger all fucking day because we are white and it’s a hell hole
I’m Prairie doggin it in Creekview high school, can’t find a toilet seat with piss or shit on it

Balwyn high school 

Balwyn high school is located in balwyn. The year 7s and 8s are annoying and the year 9s are eshays.

Constater ac Fidelater = Wrong uniform
Literally a whole bunch of idiots
All the kids at balwyn high school take drugz

Lovejoy High School 

A small school in Texas where either you are white or you don't go to the school.
Commonly referred to the smaller league Highland Park, although whiter and and richer.
If you are poor and go to lovejoy, you are probably non-existent.
The only thing cared about here is academics, so if you wanted a good sports program, go to a different school
Bob: You got ISS today? How?
Bill: I ate fried chicken and the Lovejoy High School principle said that it wasn't a white person food

James Madison Memorial High School

A high school in Madison, WI. It's full of mostly lame and pretentious white kids who barely talk and think they're better than everyone else. You have the basic bitches there who wear their ugg boots and infinity scarves, the jocks who wear sports gear all of the time, the wannabe art kids who don't have any artistic ability to them, the ratchet girls with bad edges, and then you have the wannabe thugs who are nothing but fuckboys.
"I'm going to a James Madison memorial high school party bro! Come thru!"

"Fuck that! They're lame as hell!"

Eau Gallie high school

A school in Melbourne Florida where it's full of kids that troll (John Freson) to name the best. People use the term "no homo" before they say something gay. Its also full of people who think they're hard even though they couldn't lift a fork. It also has a tunnel or railed pavilion next to the second story of the double building that makes you eager to jump on it...
1.Eau Gallie high school is the best school to be found... get trolled...
2. Eau Gallie high school can hop on it... No Homo...

Forest Park High School 

An AIDS infected school that's boring asf wit loud bitches in it. Basically like garfield but worse. Steve Walts needs to shut the school down and move everybody Garfield. This would be tuff as shit, on god.
Nobody:
Me: I'm moving to Forest Park High School.
Everybody: Ewww! Your gonna catch AIDS