Do one god

Meaning a person who will jump at any opportunity to turn up and spend/receive time, money, and sex when someone they find attractive is involved.

Man you was with Keisha on monday, went bowling with Iyanna on Wednesday, and spent the night with Lex last night. Damn bro you a real do one god ain't you?

by Draxh3llsing027 November 30, 2024

Merciless bean god

A person who is really good at:

Guitar
Bass Guitar
Discord Managing
Blender Animating
Minecraft Building
Minecraft Coding
First Person Shooters
Photographer
Editor
Multi-Tasking
Minecraft Server Names
Running Minecraft Servers
Beating Minecraft
Making Music
Making Memes
Spreading Memes
Making People Laugh
Eating Beans
Pretty Much Everything

Things He's Bad At:
Excepting the truth.

Person: "Ow My Ears Hurt!"
Person 2: "Ow who is that?"
Person 3: "MY EARS ARE BLEEDINNGGG"
Minekai007: "Don't worry, that's just Merciless bean god being himself again :facepalm:"

by Hosted287 November 5, 2020

See the God

God of vision.

A: You know See the God? He saw you and will report you to the college board.

B: I fucking hate that guy, he want to be Carti so bad.

See the God: Jeg skal forfølge moren din.

by Packers2007 March 18, 2022

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?"
Ethan: "Hila, wudduyou just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a Good Morning and God Bless! I need another 20 minutes at least!"

by mrcoper May 22, 2018

gods pole

The biggest blackest dick known to man kind.

I was with this guy last nite and he had a gods pole.

by Sirpoptart September 12, 2016

Toasty God

A legendary toasty created by Claudia, not Caleb.

“Hey, wanna go get a toasty?” “Yes but only made by a toasty god..... Claudia??!!”

by Cloddle June 10, 2019

Human god

A mortal who is worshipped as a god & may have became a god, in the afterlife.

(e.g: 'There were many Roman Emperors who claimed to be a human god').

(Note: SImilar phrases to human god include avatar, deitykin, godkin, demigod, proto-god, divinity, daemon (not demon), ascended master & apotheosized mortal).

by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis July 10, 2023