by Lostinbrasil April 1, 2017
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by Nasty Nickel April 9, 2017
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I was told by my boss I was going to get a promotion. Then the next day he said he never said anything of the sort. Now THAT is douchebaggery!
by 1tothedome April 10, 2017
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bye, douche
by natsrox1998 April 15, 2017
Get the Douche mug.A douche is a trustee of a family estate who says he's going to file a "stolen property" police report on his sister and brother-in-law for picking up their 80-year-old mother for a fancy birthday dinner in a restaurant.
The douche locked his 17-year-old pregnant niece out of his mother's house in the middle of the night.
The douche decided to charge rent on the paintings hanging on his mother's walls.
The douche decided to charge rent on the paintings hanging on his mother's walls.
by Man Elsewhere April 21, 2017
Get the douche mug.The guys who strut around wearing Fedora Hats (or over-sized baseball caps, etc. ) thinking that they are the epitome of cool, when in fact, everyone who sees them is thinking :"He's a real Douche."
That man is Douche Clueless. He is unaware that he looks ridiculous.
That man is Douche Clueless. He is unaware that he looks ridiculous.
"Check out that guy by the pool with the felt Fedora Hat. Ouch! He is Douche Clueless!"
When you brought the flowers for me, not knowing that my Mother just died, that was really Douche Clueless.
When you brought the flowers for me, not knowing that my Mother just died, that was really Douche Clueless.
by BAD artiste April 22, 2017
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by nativepress April 23, 2017
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