A person who has an unhealthy obsession with dogs. They are very vocal about how they love dogs more than people, and inexplicably hate cats and anyone who likes cats for reasons that don't exist. They are in constant denial that their home, car, and clothes stink and are filthy all the time, and will date someone just to gain access to their dog.
This guy in my class is a total dog fucker. He stinks like wet dog all the time, and we were talking and I mentioned I have a cat and he freaked on me and called me an evil sociopath.
by Tang October 19, 2017
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by kyanite May 7, 2015
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by John_doe42069 March 3, 2023
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The message in question often contains a photo or reaction to a mundane or everyday object of little relevance to either party, such as a pet dog. The more mundane or irrelevant the exclamation, the gayer the dog.
The message in question often contains a photo or reaction to a mundane or everyday object of little relevance to either party, such as a pet dog. The more mundane or irrelevant the exclamation, the gayer the dog.
Chad 1: Are you still texting that lady from the club the other night?
Chad 2: Nah bru, not really. I let that one slide.
Chad 1: Best to keep these things warm. You never know when it might come in usefull. Nothing strenuous, just drop the odd Gay Dog from time to time.
Chad 2: Yea, you're right. I've got a picture of a sunset somwhere I can send her. I will do that now. Thats for keeping me sharp bro.
Chard 1: Peace.
Chad 2: Nah bru, not really. I let that one slide.
Chad 1: Best to keep these things warm. You never know when it might come in usefull. Nothing strenuous, just drop the odd Gay Dog from time to time.
Chad 2: Yea, you're right. I've got a picture of a sunset somwhere I can send her. I will do that now. Thats for keeping me sharp bro.
Chard 1: Peace.
by Curious Beast March 17, 2023
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