ass pro

An ass pro is someone who has
a) a very professional attitude about his ass
b) has a very professional looking ass
c) has a profession that involves taking it up the ass.

"Dad, I wanna become an ass pro!"

by arsebum October 16, 2009

pissing ass

A severe case of dysentery.

Man, had a bad case of the pissing ass last night.

by krispyduck August 16, 2006

Arro-Ass

A combination of the words Arrogant and Ass. A person who is a supreme jerk. One who thinks highly of himself. Self centered and self absorbed. Thinks he is God's gift to the world. The savior of the company. Often overpaid for his abilities.

Don is such an Arro-Ass. He is also a Capital Ass and an Autotan.

by ugfest January 18, 2007

Ass money

A form of being pussy whipped.
When you spend dollars on a girl/girlfriend in hope of getting some action, only to never recieve any.

Took my bitch to a nice weekend away with caviar and champagne and still got no snatch. (ASS MONEY)

by sancho1249 February 17, 2013

Vagina-Ass

When an old person's buttocks gets so flabby and muscle depleted that the skin around the anus starts to look like a woman's vulva.

The old man's vagina-ass pooped out a soft dookie that was hard to clean.

by everythingannoysme August 18, 2012

ass tractor

Not a sexual term, similar to ass plow. Ass Tractor usually refers to the entity that is doing the plowing.

Man, that bitch took a ride on the ass tractor when her boss found out she was smoking weed on her lunch break.

by monster rod von hugenstein September 25, 2003

ass juice

Going by the above definition; The rectal mucus made to accomidate bowel movements. Not enough to sustain fucking, which is why lubricants must be used. As opposed to the vagina which has natural lubrication, because it was made for fucking.

"I have to go on, but these ignorant democrat cunts write the stupidest fucking definitions. The only ass juice is the diariah your mom drank."

"The butthole was made for shitting, the pussy was made for hitting."

See cunts and the "shit packer" reference in Shitskin

by fuck YOU May 27, 2003