Joe Simon is a intelligent, handsome, athletic, great burger maker. Weird, stubborn, and hard headed. He makes the weirdest, most out of pocket jokes ever. He has the biggest heart ever. He eats because he's sad, and is sad because he's fat. He is transparent, honest, and doesn't care what others think of him. He is him.
by Big Dick Cheney Junior March 31, 2024
Get the Joe Simonmug. A president and call sign to falsely offend someones mother. Also a pretty cool guy who likes to play smash bros for several hours before deciding to play tf2.
Dude; hey, did you hear die of ligma?
Otehr dude; whos joe?
Dude; joe mama!
joe; what did you say bout my mom
-fin-
Otehr dude; whos joe?
Dude; joe mama!
joe; what did you say bout my mom
-fin-
by blinkythecomputer March 29, 2022
Get the Joemug. by VIg"go" December 3, 2020
Get the Joemug. “Why is your uncle so paranoid all the time?”
“He was a Joe in Cold War, on the other side of the wall”
“Oh wow, so did he run other agents?”
“No, he serviced dead drops for Soviet defectors in East Berlin”
“He was a Joe in Cold War, on the other side of the wall”
“Oh wow, so did he run other agents?”
“No, he serviced dead drops for Soviet defectors in East Berlin”
by Jmeecakes October 10, 2025
Get the Joemug. Joe Li means that you are describing a person with unspoken rizz, which is passed on by the rizz god Chapman Yu himself.
by JoeRizzGod May 16, 2023
Get the Joe Limug. Just a little goofy goober who doesn’t even remember running for his presidency or even the fact he touches that little kid last week. Just like your average brain dead person sleepy joe can’t put a sentence together for his life or put one foot in front of the other without falling down a flight of stairs. Sleepy joe is also know for, not being able to ride a bike,Not knowing how a path works,Raising gas prices wildly high,Being are Us president,Being confused,Not getting that handshake
by That’s1right2deron6ans8ay January 19, 2024
Get the Sleepy Joemug.