Mean World Syndrome

When people think the world a worse place than it actually is, due to overexposure to the news.
Thats because sex, rape, and murder usually dominate the headlines.

Kyle: Man, I think Jack is freaking out.
Jim: Why? What happened?
Kyle: Last Tuesday, he went on a news-watching binge and has been afraid to come out since - even for girls!
Jim: Oh, looks like you've got a bad case of Mean World Syndrome on your hands.

by plays_well_with_others August 25, 2009

Bad-Aim Syndrome

In a first-person shooter video game's online multiplayer (ex. Call of Duty: Black Ops), it is when no matter what the online player does or what gun he or she changes to, the player can never seem to get their aim on the enemy. This usually results in the player shooting all around the foe and and never hitting them thus resulting in the them being shot and killed by such enemy(s) over and over; very frustrating. Symptoms can last anywhere from a hour to a week and in the worst cases longer. Cause is still unknown. Cure is still also unknown but usually some good fast food or some vaginal sex helps relieve the condition; oral sex has also been documented to help.

Gamer 1: "Dude its no use, I think I have bad-aim syndrome to the max. I can't shoot anyone."

Gamer 2: "Damn, change something up quickly or hey even better take my girl for the night and clear that up and get better."

by TERRORMOTO December 26, 2010

Foreign Bowl Syndrome

Foreign Bowl Syndrome (FBS) is a real and common disease among 78% of Americans, a statistic I made up for this definition, in which a person has to withhold a bowel movement (BM) because the toilet isn't the one at home.

Tim: "Damn bro I have to take a poop."

Chuck: "Well then just go dude"

Tim: "I can't just 'go' I have FBS!"

Chuck: "What's that?"

Tim: "Foreign Bowl Syndrome. I can't trust any toilet bowl other than my own."

Chuck: "You're an idiot."

by CPeets July 7, 2010

Dinner Party Syndrome

Dinner Party Syndrome (DPS) is a common syndrome that affects those invited to a boring dinner party by people they hate. The symptoms can take anywhere from 15 minutes to several hours to take effect, depending on the strength and intensity of the dinner party.
Symptoms often include: debilitating boredom; smiling (usually at the host or hostess) against one's will or when unhappy; anxiety; loss of interest in life, food, and socializing; rage; and social anxiety.
DPS can be cured or prevented with the end of the dinner party, a good book, enjoyable music, or speaking with someone that isn't mind-numbingly boring.

Jack: Jill texted me the other day while she was at a dinner party.
Jim: Why?
Jack: She said it was boring and she didn't want to suffer from Dinner Party Syndrome.

Mother: Why don't you want to go to the dinner party tonight?
Daughter: Because only your friends will be there and I hate them. If I go, I'll have an intense case of Dinner Party Syndrome.

by Eskpi July 19, 2010

Rush Chair Syndrome

A dangerous syndrome that affects Rush Chairman of fraternities, usually leading to extremely weight gain and lack of energy before 5PM.

Man, he's put on 30 pounds this year. Thats one severe case of Rush Chair Syndrome (RCS).

by Diamondtrim Day Flex July 21, 2010

Restless Ring Syndrome

The time period in a relationship when the woman is anxiously expecting her boyfriend to propose.

After dating for 10 months, Jane began showing symptoms of Restless Ring Syndrome. Luckily, Fred finally gave her an engagement ring, so Jane resumed having sex with him.

by CavsFan May 3, 2010

Restless Groove Syndrome

Restless Groove Syndrome, or RGS, is a disease suffered by 90% of americans and 75% of people world-wide.
Common symptoms include moving a body part in-beat with music that is currently being listened to, such as tapping of the foot or banging of the head.
There are no current cures for RGS.

Cool Kid One: Look at that metalhead! what's wrong with him, and why is he moving his head so rapidly!?!?

Cool Kid Two: It's apparent that he suffers from Restless Groove Syndrome.

by Harrison a. June 26, 2007