eat a box of rocks

this means you are stupid, as in you’re stupid enough to eat a box of rocks

person 1: “you’re an idiot, f*** you!“
person: “oh go eat a box of rocks, asshole.“

by stickyicky December 18, 2021

Wobbly box

A slut. A woman with a very well used vagina.

Dude, she's a total wobbly box. It's like fucking a bucket of water.

by THE Gyakk Pvaann January 2, 2021

Empty tissue box

Meaning 1: you recently had a girlfriend over to watch "Fault in Our Stars".
Meaning 2: you haven't jacked off in over two weeks and finally did.

1) I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.
2)I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.

by The Maniacal Sponge May 17, 2016

Box like a fish

Where you are absolutely cracked at life and shot on minorities

I am a box like a fish at pife

by Skatadoododoo December 25, 2020

Uggle Box

A box for especially cool Witches and Wizards

Ginny performed such an exemplary Stunning Spell that she was sent to the Uggle Box as a reward.

by Loony Loony Luna Lovegood June 15, 2010

box gremlin

an introverted person who likes the internat more tha irl. usualy being good at stuff like editing. and generaly stay in closets or boxes.

Person 1: Tim is a box gremlin- I don't see him for weeks unless I'm on discord!

by box gremlin October 20, 2023

Box Blast

verb.

To turn up, to blast off.
(On an airplane, everyone who drinks is box blasting their flight)

verb.

Another example of this is getting so turnt up on a beat box from the local gas station.

“I am totally about to box blast this beer”
“I can’t wait to box blast on this flight”

“Do you want anything from the store?” “Yes I wanna get box blasted.”

by boxblastyaddy June 14, 2023