Dirty Friday

Dirty Friday~ Holiday. In which parents realize they are human and need a night off of manual labor. Rules include No cleaning, No cooking, No bathing children, special post dinner snacks, adult bevy of your choice, relaxed mood.

What are you doing for Dirty Friday?

Dirty Friday martinis and movies, you?

by typicalgenius February 5, 2010

Dirty Charlie

When you kill your ex and have sex with the corpse

I heard a man got put in jail because he did a dirty Charlie

by Kake-Nonosquare30 July 20, 2020

Dirty donald

When your smashing a girl have her lay on her back with her ass in the air fill her pussy up with ketchup and dip your mcnuggets into her ketchup filled vagina

Bro last night megan and i did the dirty donald and it was great

by Datboiblazin May 1, 2018

Dirty Mozeleski

Similar to the "Dirty Sanchez" but instead of wiping the shat laden finger under her nose- you, for some unknown reason, wipe it under your own.

"Hey is Tom trying to grow a mustache?" "No, he apparently got drunk last night and gave himself a Dirty Mozeleski"

by ghettofabulous October 24, 2003

Dirty Charleston

A fetish that appeared in the Roaring 20's. The act involves a man paying a prostitute to shoot human excrement at him out of a trombone as he dances the Charleston naked, in a public square.

Gram Gram said she used to give out Dirty Charlestons more frequently than handjobs!

by GrandKid June 28, 2010

Dirty Bazooka

v. to hold someone down against their will and jerk off all over them

I left the movie theatre and dirty bazooka'd the first girl I saw in the back of my car. The police came quickly, as did I.

by Animal Mother December 25, 2008

Dirty Chicken

When you have high expectations of something, but the expectation doesn't meet the reality

Yo wtf! She was texting about what she wanted to do at the party. But she wasn't wit it to do anything. That bitch gave me dirty chicken.

by Asor Qaz October 17, 2016