Dirty Friday

Dirty Friday~ Holiday. In which parents realize they are human and need a night off of manual labor. Rules include No cleaning, No cooking, No bathing children, special post dinner snacks, adult bevy of your choice, relaxed mood.
What are you doing for Dirty Friday?

Dirty Friday martinis and movies, you?
by typicalgenius February 05, 2010
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the dirty dolphin

When youre fuckin a skank ho on the beach, you precede to pull your slampiece out, dip it in the sand, and immediately jam it back in her pussy.
" i was having sex with your girl on the beach last night and i gave her the dirty dolphin. so if it hurts next time u bang her, now u know why. "
by nicholas wood September 04, 2006
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Dirty Chicken

When you have high expectations of something, but the expectation doesn't meet the reality
Yo wtf! She was texting about what she wanted to do at the party. But she wasn't wit it to do anything. That bitch gave me dirty chicken.
by Asor Qaz October 17, 2016
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Dirty Charlie

When you kill your ex and have sex with the corpse
I heard a man got put in jail because he did a dirty Charlie
by Kake-Nonosquare30 July 20, 2020
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Dirty Charleston

A fetish that appeared in the Roaring 20's. The act involves a man paying a prostitute to shoot human excrement at him out of a trombone as he dances the Charleston naked, in a public square.
Gram Gram said she used to give out Dirty Charlestons more frequently than handjobs!
by GrandKid June 26, 2010
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Dirty Mozeleski

Similar to the "Dirty Sanchez" but instead of wiping the shat laden finger under her nose- you, for some unknown reason, wipe it under your own.
"Hey is Tom trying to grow a mustache?" "No, he apparently got drunk last night and gave himself a Dirty Mozeleski"
by ghettofabulous October 25, 2003
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dirty malia

Damn, Malia is the dirtiest..... no one can top her in the bad, she has every guy going wild, but she’s not for the streets
There’s Dirty Malia! i gotta work to get that wile girl
by by Malia’s hoe May 01, 2020
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