what the fuck am I

Used to express a bad word.

what the fuck am I, a bitch,

by Debskelly1985 April 4, 2023

We Don’t Believe What’s on TV

A great song by Twenty Øne Piløts that helped me confirm that whatever Oprah says is bullshit.

Me: hey have you heard We Don’t Believe What’s on TV? Friend: yeah! It’s so good!

by Bandito394 June 1, 2019

I don’t know what to type

Wow you really don’t know what to look up on THE URBAN DICTIONARY wow this dictionary has everything

I’m so bored I’m gonna look up I don’t know what to type lol

by Pepsiboiiii September 21, 2019

we know what you did

You see an expecting mother and you think we know what you did.

We know what you did mother to be.

by Kuehlstein April 22, 2018

what do you take me for

What sort of person do you think i am?

Go guns blazing?,what do you take me for,an idiot?

by 007 Styx October 28, 2017

what if i told you a story

Unreleased Shawn Mendes' song. He uploaded it to instagram centuries ago, the mendes army has been waiting for it since forever. So if someday you see twitter freaking out over Shawn actually releasing it pelase send oxygen, we'll thank you forever.

Shawn: What if i told you a story...
Mendes Army: OMG YOU NEED TO MAKE A FULL VERSION

*a eternity later*

Mendes Army: Shawn we're still waiting for what if I told you a story
Shawn:
Mendes Army: Shawn Peter Raul Mendes don't you dare...
Shawn: Hey guys!! I'm watching Harry Potter for 47238989329th time haha.

by mxxxx72 December 26, 2016

What you do mean it's okay

A response used towards someone who undervalues a thing bestowed upon them. They obviously do not realize the value nor the perks of the thing.

Platonic boy friend: Merry Christmas!!! What did you get?
Platonic girl friend: I got a gift from my uncle, he got me these Sennheiser headphones, HD 660 S I believe
Platonic boy friend: WTF??? Wow I am jealous lol, that's a very luxurious headset. So do you like them??
Platonic girl friend: Eh it's okay
Platonic boy friend: ..... what you do mean it's okay?!? Do you not realize how blessed you are????

by Obv troll is obvious January 3, 2021