water addiction

when you're addicted to the best drink in the world (the liquid that's keeping you alive)

Person 1: i'm addicted to water, i just need it so much and it's so delicious.
Person 2: careful bro you could overdrink and die, plus how is water delicious?
Person 1: it is, especially when you're dying of thirst.
Person 2: i think you have a water addiction.

by AverageWaterEnjoyer March 31, 2024

Ass Water

When you have sex with someone, juice pours out of ass making "ass water".
Also used by 9 year olds on fortnite who think they're cool

"Wow, I cummed so hard Ass Water came out"
"UR ASS WATER LMAO STFU IRRELEVANT ASS LMAO BAD FUCK YOURSELF LOSER XD BAD KYS"

by calder mc walder (hentai mf) February 22, 2022

All shit, no water

All shit, no water can describe a bad situation with unfavorable conditions. This includes a complex interplay of various circumstances, potential negative outcomes, and emotional distress, often characterized by uncertainty, risk, and a perceived lack of control. It can manifest in various forms, ranging from personal crises and interpersonal conflicts to broader societal challenges and global emergencies, each demanding careful assessment, strategic decision-making, and resilience to navigate effectively.

Ah, all shit, no water! I forgot my history homework, the teacher gonna kill me!

by yellowunocard August 14, 2025

Flowing Water

Water that is either flowing up and down or considered a wave or either just a way to say how the water is flowing down a river or a huge deep down from a large mountain of water.

Hey Dave Look! its Flowing Water across the whole town!

by misutu August 1, 2023

serena waters

A Serena Waters is one of the most intelligent, sporty, attractive, average-sized, female you will ever meet. If you ever hear of someone meeting a Serena Waters, they sure have been blessed by baby Jesus himself xx

eg.

"I met a Serena Waters! She was so gorgeous. And smart!! Brains AND beauty!!!"

by richgal123 August 22, 2017

Dooty Water

When a black girl and/or an extremely ugly white girl with pimples walks by and a guy says to his other guy acquaintance that she is "Dooty Water".

*Black Girl walks by*

Guy 1: Nigga she is some DOOTY WATER!

Guy 2: Ahahhaah bruh you are right!!!

by Zythar December 31, 2010

water bottle

an ugly thot who is always wet...

man 1: dude did u hear what julia did?
man 2:nah bro, what she do?
man 1: she let jake finger her during class
man 2: bruh she ugly asf tho
man 1: man ik, shes such a water bottle
man 2: fr bro

by datwackbitch February 10, 2020