Animal Crossing : New Horizons

A wholesome game of where you can place down furniture, paths, custom patterns, shops, ETC anywhere on your island. Plant flowers. Evolve your island with terraforming, play with friends, and talk to cute animal villagers while a animal named Tom nook evolves your home by putting bells in the nook stop. There is also stores. (Furniture store, clothing store, art store, ETC?)

*Animal crossing : new horizons starts up*

Tom nook : hey bitch welcome to the island bells now.

You : I’m poor

Tom nook : ok then collect nook miles on ur phone

You : ok

*fucking couple months later*

Tom nook : thank you for building island we are at five star now.

You : ok

Tom nook : ok idk what else you do so do whatever now

You : ok

by Ch1ck3nNugg3t February 10, 2021

New England Nub-Fuck

The act of sexual penetration with the use of a nub leftover from an amputation.

"Bro, even Natalie completely yearns for a nub-fuck all month, often at night."

(New England nub-fuck not restricted to New England)

by Lihk Mye-az November 10, 2013

new jersey pizza queen

An entitled wealthy but clueless mentality that many middle USA women have and act in an fancy or classy environment. Just like a Pizza Hut-style mother of three in a fine-dining establishment, OR just like Kellyanne Conway in The White House.

Mmmm... dat Kell'anne Qwonye be all up in this bitch like a 'New Jersey Pizza Queen'. She all up IN da white house an bitch be straight up airing' out an dryin' her lady bits on the sofa with her shoes on the ground. For shame yo.

by FunkiestBunch February 28, 2017

A New York Shoe Shine

When a person from New York obfuscates facts and slows down the search for solutions.

That store manager in the Bronx just told me what I wanted to hear but actually gave me a New York Shoe shine

by Bozman26 June 17, 2012

New Albany High School

New Albany High School. New Albany is basically a refugee sanctuary for parents that are afraid of their children sanity running away from Westerville City Schools. This school is so dead the only exciting thing that happened here was a bomb threat we stayed home for that shit if some typa shit like that happened over at Westerville they would’ve turned a blind eye. No one knows our principals there’s like 10 Assistants why do they need so much I think they have orgys for conferences. Most people don’t even know our principles name. Also that place is big asf. They need to put that bitch in google maps, like IN A 100 feet turn left head ass. Everyone here is so rich niggas be pullin up in corvettes and maseratis, but there’s always that one dude that pulls up in his moms 05’ Toyota corolla. But they are better then the people that come in the bus the buses are packed, bus drivers angry, middle school and high school combined it’s a mess. School lunches aren’t that bad it’s actually kinda good but it doesn’t stop the rich kids from going to Wendy’s or subway. School rating 4/10

New Albany High School is so dead.

by I’msorry September 4, 2021

New England Oil Change

The art of having a person's butthole waxed.

I need to get a bikini wax and a New England Oil Change before going on vacation to Cancun!

by Deltasigzy July 11, 2016

New Year's Re-resolution

A previous year's New Year's resolution that went unachieved, and has thus been added to this year's list of resolutions.

Guy #1: Looks like you never did lose that 20 lbs you said you were going to lose last year.

Guy #2: Yeah, I'll have to make that one of my New Year's re-resolutions.

by oldmanb79 December 29, 2009