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Junk In The Box

A store that specializes in antiquities, uniquities and military surplus. Usually found in rural parts of Ohio. Recognizable by the big American flag on the building and it's hilarious, beautiful, witty, charming, friendly, and helpful manager who is overdue for a raise. If you see a Junk In The Box, approach it with a good sense of humor, a love for all things odd and Benadryl if you're allergic to dust.
"Have you ever been to Junk In The Box in Huntsville, Ohio?"
"Not yet, but the videos on their facebook page are hilarious!"
by Leonessanik October 7, 2023
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red box cheesy pasta

cheesey pasta. serves 3. fucking it serves me
THERES NO RED BOX CHEESY PASTA!
THAT ONE? SHIT!
by oopsiesdoopie October 9, 2023
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boxed

I boxed him
by Sunny Damelio October 16, 2023
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box gremlin

an introverted person who likes the internat more tha irl. usualy being good at stuff like editing. and generaly stay in closets or boxes.
Person 1: Tim is a box gremlin- I don't see him for weeks unless I'm on discord!
by box gremlin October 20, 2023
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Beef box

Another slang term for vagina, pussy, ham sandwich, cock pit and many more. A man's beef that's inserted into a woman's box, beef box.
Women at the gym love to wear tight leggings, when they bend over, it shows their beef box.
by cpetkunas November 4, 2023
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Black box warrior (p1)

Well he collapsed with Stevens-Johnson Syndrome on the E.R. floor
Panic attacked, anaphylactic and ataxic
The way he spun his butterfly risked all six his phalanges
Roman candles at both ends in his synapses
And the method with which he recycled his humors
Trojan Horse'd his Blood-Brain Barrier and raised the LD-50, yes, yes
And through flight-or-fight revelation shame the Black Box Warrior
He skipped this town and headed straight down history
Shields himself from reason in a Kevlar baby-blue Tuxedo
Quilted from the finest fibers, flesh, and fiberglass, and flowers
His ego a mosquito, evil incarnate good incognito
Pops placebos for libido, screaming, "Bless the torpedoes"
For what? For what? For what it's worth
If it was going to kill you boy, it would have by now
For what? For what? For what it's worth
There's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down
Well, he was wearing stolen rubber shoes and wrapped a poison ivy noose
Around his Lotus jugular when they came
Well, they found him with a map to every victim of his love
And a tattoo of a blue jay on his face
And they waited for his vital signs to lie and let a flatline cry
A hymn out in Hungarian Harmonic
But he cocked his noggin, through his stoma sang, "For auld lang syne"
"Happy birthday to the succulents, I'll die your hydroponics"
His rib cage was a hornet's nest, palpitations set the beat
His vagus nerve a turk's head knot, an axel hitch, a carrick bend
to get this published, I have to add the name, but they also wouldnt let me add all the elyrics so this is just a part 1! anyways, here's the enamel that this site wanted : Black box warrior (p1)
by AHAHHARAGHGHGHGHGGHG!!!!!! ): November 8, 2023
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Black box warrior (p2)

an axel hitch, a carrick bend
He wondered if Christ Consciousness would charge a cancellation fee
Auf wiedersehn, au revoir, he gripped his wits right by their ends
For what? For what? For what it's worth
If it was going to kill you boy, it would have by now
For what? For what? For what it's worth
There's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down
Hello, welcome, why don't you take a seat?
Get comfortable, relax, take a second if you need to
Now what's bothering you? Well, why don't we start at the beginning
Growing up, how was your relationship with the fundamentals of conscious existence?
Did you have xenon orchid sinews spilling down the outer center of your
Blooming Escher/Mandelbrot head?
And how about claustrophilic tendrils clapping caskets closed on seven-knuckle thumbs
Did you get along well with the Gideon Bugler pineal glands?
Your projector eyes casting sci-fi's on your STR'd strands?
Tell me about your nerve to steal nerves of steel from under Bacchus' bloody nose
Did Namibian Himbas tie-dye you, your ears pierced with a Phineas Gage flagpole
Did you die before your day?
Thursday traction, Tuesday titration
My hope is to assess through my objective report of
Your subjective conjecture
Whether this proprietary bled of expertise and seasoning works as well as this
Transorbital ice pick
Holistic ballistics, you got a better idea?
same as my other lyric post, it has to many characters so this has to be a part 2. Black box warrior (p2)
by AHAHHARAGHGHGHGHGGHG!!!!!! ): November 8, 2023
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