face time pooping

when your taking a shit and you call someone on facetime just to let them know you are taking a shit and were thinking about them. maybe showing them your junk, or even the turd

i was face time pooping last night and no one would answer their phone

by lokoking83 June 24, 2011

Poop and Shoot

When you poop in your hand, and whip it across an open field, and shoot it with a 12 gauge shotgun.

Hey, watch me poop and shoot

by shitbirdie November 4, 2011

poop-pedo

When you use a public restroom and its so nasty you squat over the tank and drop a shit in it.

Man that gas station toilet was as so fucking nasty I had to drop a poop-pedo.

by 70mach1 September 30, 2011

Poop Slick

When you are running away from someone and poop on the floor so they slip on it, typically runny.

Haven't you heard how I escaped the cops? I just pooped a puddle in front of their car, it's called a Poop Slick! - Jon(Garfield)

by Tim7 May 17, 2023

poop cancer

Slang term for constipation.

"I had severe poop cancer yesterday."

by thevibesinquestion May 25, 2023

why does ben think about amanda poop

kinky winky

why does ben think about amanda poop “this is a big kink”

by shwalalalaa May 31, 2023

Poop

something that comes out of your butt. It’s stinky too.

Josh: Do you want to know the story of poop? Ok so there was this guy named Josh and he needed to go to the bathroom and then he took a poop. The end!
Lisa: uhhhhhhhh you’re weird.

by there’s kids in my basement May 31, 2023