A woman in her 40s and 50s her dresses and acts like a woman a half her age. Is often seen at the bar with her college-age daughter and tries to pick up on whatever dude she brings home.
Brian Griffin: Hey guys, look over there! It's a hot girl from Florida!
Peter Griffin: No, no, don't If you talk to her, you'll have to talk to her mom!
Florida mom: Oh I see you've met my daughter. You know, we were just mistaken for sister at the bar.
Peter Griffin: No, no, don't If you talk to her, you'll have to talk to her mom!
Florida mom: Oh I see you've met my daughter. You know, we were just mistaken for sister at the bar.
by dwigger2 June 17, 2016
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him: hey where you at you location is off…??
you : Oh hey, i’m with my mom at the mall
him: oh okay be safe ily .
EXAMPLE 2
you: bae can you buy me this set from skims it’s 168.98 plus shipping?
him: nah i don’t got it, i don’t even got a job bae how you expect me to pay that??
you: ugh… that’s fine my mom said he’ll get it for me
him: “he’ll” ???
you: oh hehehe *she’ll
him: hey where you at you location is off…??
you : Oh hey, i’m with my mom at the mall
him: oh okay be safe ily .
EXAMPLE 2
you: bae can you buy me this set from skims it’s 168.98 plus shipping?
him: nah i don’t got it, i don’t even got a job bae how you expect me to pay that??
you: ugh… that’s fine my mom said he’ll get it for me
him: “he’ll” ???
you: oh hehehe *she’ll
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