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meat rocking

When a fellow human is overly obsessing over or assessing another human.
John: Man, did you see Craig last night!? He had almost 30 points in the game!

Brian: Stop meat rocking him!
by ebonix101 January 8, 2014
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Cock meat sandwich

A sandwich made with rooster meat
The rooster died so we made him into a cock meat sandwich for lunch
by Dabrigg69 March 12, 2023
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Meat Bong

A term used to describe the umbilical cord when you smoke weed while you’re pregnant and your child takes a hit
Sandra: hey congrats on your child hergatha! Although your kid does seem to be way too mello right now.

Hergatha: Why thank you my trusted next door neighbor Sandra! Yeah he took a hit on the ole meat bong and next thing you know he’s straight up riffing about brexit and the photocopier at Walgreens again
by Doomguy44 May 15, 2021
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Meat hangover

When you have a sore bottom the next day after having lots of anal sex.
"I can't believe 20 guys ran a train on me last night. I've got such a meat hangover, I can barely sit down."
by Milleroo February 15, 2025
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Kettle Meat

Pot roast. Or when a Viking shits in a pot, simmers his nuts in it for 2 hours and plunders some ass immediately after.
The kona got kettle meat for supper and pleaded for a top up this morn
by Dank Diggler December 27, 2023
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Meat Hooks

When you're seeing a girl and there's no "title" and the girl begins to act, treat and behave like your in a "titled relationship" without your acknowledgement.
Girl: "Why didn't answer your phone? I called you all night. Who were you with?
Guy: What the @#!$, you're tripping, quit trying to sink your "Meat Hooks"
by bl0ody6lov3 May 11, 2023
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