Meat Sweats

Contrary to popular belief, the meat sweats are not in relation to consuming excessive amounts of meat in a short period of time.

Meat sweats (and their various degrees of intensity) refer to how hard you are tripping after ingesting LSD/mushrooms. These effects can be intensified by smoking marijuana.

Meat sweats are ranked in terms of "hands." 1st hand meat sweats, 2nd hand meat sweats, and so forth. Anything past 5th hand meat sweats is considered to be "crisis mode" i.e. tripping too hard for comfort, stuck in thought loops, etc.

"Dude how was your trip last night?"

"Aw man, I dropped 3 tabs of acid and then smoked a blunt, the meat sweats were hittin' hard... we're talking at least 4th, maybe even 5th hand meat sweats"

by denny434 February 7, 2021

Meat truck

HUGE man. Just absolutely honkin muscles and curves in all the right places. He will tower over u and throw u over his shoulder like it's nothing. He has more muscles and mass than you, your father, AND your father's father combined. He is what all body builders aspire to look like.

Jonathon joestar is a meat truck of a man, he is HUGE.

by Probably_cake January 2, 2023

Hand Meat

The meat of the hand that is sought by a cicada when it is held and attempts to stab it's proboscis into said hand.

First thing it did when I picked it up was go after my hand meat!

by Ophidia_75 August 24, 2023

LIPA meat freezer

When a person lays with their legs pulled behind their head and has a partner bounce small pieces of dry ice off of their genitals.

"I got kind of hot watching Jennifer's Body, so I cooled down in the LIPA meat freezer."

by jelby March 19, 2010

smoked meat salad

A Smoked Meat Salad is when you dip your pecker in liquid smoke and Sweet Baby Ray's, and do your lady doggy style. While doing that, you have to spit your Copenhagen chew spit into her asshole.

Last night I totally gave that bitch a Smoked Meat Salad. She tossed it around for a while.

by The Byrd Man May 26, 2017

Aarons Meat

Aarons meat refers to a a condition that lowers IQ significantly due to the consumption of raw heart and other organs,
The term was first created by a Jewish man called Aaron.

Joe Fazer: "I'm going to eat a big fat fucking juicy steak tonight, *moans*"
Greg Doucette: "B- Beep Boop- Enjoy your steak but be careful of beep- boop Aarons meat"

by chicken81914 March 1, 2025

Tenderizing the Meat

It like holding a person hostage but you still kill him. You use him as bait kind of.

Buttsniff |||: Can you kill me now?
Me: NO! I'm tenderizing the meat.

by Julio Guadelupe is a good boy April 9, 2018