kiss ass

Someone eager to please another person out of desperation by paying compliments and other pathetic stuff.

Normal guy "Hey I'm from Ireland just to let you know"

Ass kisser "You're Irish, oh cool Irish people are so badass are so sexy"

Normal guy "Yeah and you're a feckin kiss ass gay, You weren't saying that when my family came to America ages ago were you.

Ass kisser "I'm Irish too"

Normal guy "That's it kissing my ass is one thing but claiming to be Irish when you're not is just asking for a boot up your ass"

by Smack jack March 13, 2010

ass nibbles

The friendly little pieces of shit that come before the main event.

Damn, I felt like I had a huge shit, but only the ass nibbles came.

by assnibbler December 30, 2010

Hard Ass

One who takes on a burden or difficult task in order to seem capable or brave.

Mr. hard ass said that he'd carry the heavy shit!

by j-snap-tits May 30, 2009

black-ass

a person who is has really dark skin.;probably darker than the average black person;someone coming from Africa itself or a place where the sun is mostly out.

1)Look at this black-ass he darker than me.
2)Yo, this mo' fo' is burnt. His black-ass must've been cooking in the oven.

by J-Black June 15, 2007

Ass is Grass

This is already defined here, but the tag line hasn't been mentioned! "...and I'm the lawn mower!"

"Your ass is grass, and I'm the lawn mower!"

by DayleSnail May 12, 2008

Ass Mocha

The result of drinking a lot of coffee on an empty stomach and later blowing it back out in the shitter. It will will typically have a liquid consistency, be light brown in color, and have a rich Colombian aroma.

"Dawg, I fully expelled near a gallon of ass mocha in the shitter just now."

by Mad Druid October 4, 2004

Raw ass

Getting sand, fine dirt, exc. between both ass cheaks. Then a consideral amount of running rubs the skin off the cheaks leaving them raw an extreemly painfull to walk. Sometimes happeneds inbetween the legs.

#30: Why are you walking funny?

#42: Dude, I got raw ass from sliding into home yesterday.

#30: Awwe that sucks. Nice slide though.

#42: Thanks

by Yesac88 July 3, 2009