kaya and riley

husbands

kaya and riley are husbands

by dontworryinit November 1, 2025

California Helicopter Ride

A homosexual act whereas one man will ride another man and by gyrating his hips, windmill his erect penis.

Bill gave Ted that California Helicopter ride, now hes obsessed with him.

by Mr_Hands November 25, 2025

Missouri Boat Ride

To be left without a paddle and subject to the current of the river.

"...enjoy the Missouri Boat Ride!". And with that, the cowboy shot the tether from a distance, and everyone on the raft panicked because they had no paddles.

by il miglior fabbro December 7, 2025

Hot air balloon ride

The act of farting in an elevator and riding it all the way up and down

Josh took Roger on a hot air balloon ride after eating beans at the hotel restaurant.

by CropDuster1132 December 14, 2025

Playland log ride

When a guy takes a shit before sex, gives her a creampie and she drops the kids off on the log and she flushes away the ride

We gave the kids the playland log ride

by Bclogrider January 12, 2026

The polish bike ride

The person being bullied/tortured; is 1st stripped naked, or nearly naked, then is forced to carry the bully/torturer, on their back, while having their arms pulled back or bound back, then the victim's face is ground down against a hard surface, like a road, usually one on an incline.

Tommy gave Starmer the polish bike ride, calling him a cowardly loser, as he ground his face into the brutally rough, uneven, cobbled London road surface.

by Palpably apathetic January 14, 2026

Humboldt River Boat Ride

When you are railing your girl from behind, and as you are about to ejaculate, you pull out and squirt semen in her hair. She is not as thrilled with this as you are.

I took my girl for a Humboldt River Boat Ride last night. She is complaining that she needs to wash her hair.

by Mosey Flat January 16, 2026