misery meat

When a man’s penis gains a loss of blood circulation due to the vagina/anus being extremely tight. This causes the penis to change into a more purple/grey colour.

“My ass was so tight that it gave Jordan misery meat”

by thecrackingjack April 30, 2023

Meat job

A meat job is a person that is one of 4 things: a nerd, a loner, a retard or an idiot.

“Julius is such a meat job, he's been trying to push open that pull door for a solid minute”

by pusselicka June 13, 2023

Meat Gargler

One who gargles the Tube steak!

Those guys are a couple of Meat Garglers!

by Skinny dick February 11, 2020

guy meat

Another word for penis and testicles.

I’m horny today, maybe I’ll go get some guy meat.

by Douchebag November 08, 2017

Meat paper

Cash earned for selling one’s body, or “meat.”

“Bro, I need some cash ASAP”
“Just have Valerie get herself some meat paper real quick and split it 50/50”

by SmokySphinx February 02, 2018

Cheek Meat

What a person is when they enter an All-male prison.

I knew a guy named Mike who was Cheek Meat after he went to prison for assaulting an old handicapped lady at his apartment complex.

by jondich February 23, 2025

meat sledding

Where you and another person sled but one of the participants is inserted into the other.

DD and D1G went meat sledding.

by Ejire December 13, 2017