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Tenderizing the Meat

It like holding a person hostage but you still kill him. You use him as bait kind of.
Buttsniff |||: Can you kill me now?
Me: NO! I'm tenderizing the meat.
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Meat Sweats

Contrary to popular belief, the meat sweats are not in relation to consuming excessive amounts of meat in a short period of time.

Meat sweats (and their various degrees of intensity) refer to how hard you are tripping after ingesting LSD/mushrooms. These effects can be intensified by smoking marijuana.

Meat sweats are ranked in terms of "hands." 1st hand meat sweats, 2nd hand meat sweats, and so forth. Anything past 5th hand meat sweats is considered to be "crisis mode" i.e. tripping too hard for comfort, stuck in thought loops, etc.
"Dude how was your trip last night?"

"Aw man, I dropped 3 tabs of acid and then smoked a blunt, the meat sweats were hittin' hard... we're talking at least 4th, maybe even 5th hand meat sweats"
by denny434 February 7, 2021
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LIPA meat freezer

When a person lays with their legs pulled behind their head and has a partner bounce small pieces of dry ice off of their genitals.
"I got kind of hot watching Jennifer's Body, so I cooled down in the LIPA meat freezer."
by jelby March 19, 2010
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Meat Karen

Someone who complains about the amount of meat on a deli sandwich.
Can you believe Justin is giving the Jimmy John's workers such a hard time about the amount of meat they put on his sandwich...what a meat Karen!
by bubbleguppie123 January 24, 2023
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Aarons Meat

Aarons meat refers to a a condition that lowers IQ significantly due to the consumption of raw heart and other organs,
The term was first created by a Jewish man called Aaron.
Joe Fazer: "I'm going to eat a big fat fucking juicy steak tonight, *moans*"
Greg Doucette: "B- Beep Boop- Enjoy your steak but be careful of beep- boop Aarons meat"
by chicken81914 March 1, 2025
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Meat Kid

A kid who loves meat. He eats it in class constantly, and always has a Meat Stick with him.
meat kid: “wanna Meat Stick?
Teacher: NO MEAT KID. NOBODY WANTS A MEAT STICK!!
by BearlyHanging November 7, 2019
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Meat Grinder

Extremely painful anal sex from the man's or "dominant" person's perspective
When I tried anal for the first time with my girl it was a meat grinder
by JupiterLOJ February 12, 2017
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