single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.

Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!

by QuacksO November 25, 2018

God is Jake

Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen!

Who is God? God is Jake!

by Randomguyrandom21 July 28, 2021

God

Me

I am God

by I am God, yes August 28, 2022

The God Room

Founded at Quinnipiac University. God Room is a bunch of silly goose idiots, but are actually smart. They are always down to turn the fuck up, but always puts family first. Some say they are the long lost disciples of Jesus Christ

Currently at 11 members, but always welcome more. Only if, they live the God Room lifestyle, pray daily, participate in the rituals, obey the moral law, and accept our teachings

Holy shit it’s The God Room their dicks must be massive

by godroom1 November 22, 2021

God

A non existent being that apparently protects people and creates everything even though we all know nothing can protect you except yourself and the entire world was created by the big bang. The only good use of the word God is as an exclamation like "Oh my God".

Monks literally starve themselves and cut off their genitals to pray to their non existent god

by CattyMeowy December 12, 2022

God

When A person who isn’t doing anything wrong is forced to start doing something wrong before it’s legalised anyway like smoke pot in Australia

Fuck that god guy with binoculars and a problem with people who have healthy colons just shit himself driving on the highway walked in my house while I was studying and started wiping his arse with my text books

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Daddy god

The saddest and most pathetic term for the male light-god.

Christian pastor: "he is my god but I prefer to call him daddy god"

by PnP_NoName February 27, 2021