Fuck off oclock

A rude way to answer someone's question when you don't know what time it is

"Yo Billy know what time it is?"

"Yeah it's fuck off oclock"

by Jack the trippa September 15, 2017

lock me off

Trinidadian slang for "stop talking to me" / "I don't want anything to do with you"

*Girl 1 betrays Girl 2's trust* (Let's say Girl 1 slept with Girl 2's boyfriend and they were best friends beforehand)

Girl 2: Lock me off eh gyul yuh too dutty and stink wit yuh self. (Stop talking to me, you are an untrustworthy person!).

Girl 3: U n Girl 1 stop talk awah? (Are you and Girl 1 still talking to each other?)

Girl 2: No ah lock she off long time. (I stopped speaking to her a while ago).

by trinislang September 16, 2017

coming off a turd

A special category of farts. These babies pack a punch and can clear a room.

Caused by not having had a bowel movement and the farts get that extra smelly boost from the deuce on deck.

I hate when someone drops ass in the subway.

I know. Especially one "coming off a turd"

by Cosmo88 November 17, 2017

tear jerk-off

Purposely watching a sad movie to cry for pleasure

"I haven't cried in so long, I need a tear jerk-off session"

by baby-yeezus March 4, 2017

lumber-jacking off

When one masturbates upon waking up in an effort to relieve themselves of morning wood

Yeah I caught Johnny lumber-jacking off on PornHub in his bed yesterday after his 6:30am alarm.

by Medici32 May 29, 2016

Going off for a Crilly

Disappearing in the middle of a MacMillan cancer support Game Heroes stream to eat chicken for an hour.

Chris: Dave, where are you going?
Stenner: He's going off for a Crilly.

by SirN1Xy December 1, 2020

Get that off ya

If your family members see you with disgraceful clothing

You would say get that off ya

You see a friend or family wearing a puma tracksuit you would say get that off ya

by Get that off ya November 8, 2020