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sneak attack 

A sexual move in which the male licks his finger, to show his female partner that he is going to insert it into her ass, when in actuality he sticks his cock in instead, thus "sneaking" it in.
"Jessica got so pissed last night when I gave her a sneak attack. I'm not surprised, I'm hung pretty well. Poor girl."
sneak attack by JD & MK February 10, 2008
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Sneak Attack 

The act of sniffing one's own fart heavily through the nose, followed by walking over and blowing it in someone's face through the side of the mouth. Its best not to be caught, hence the sneakiness factor.
Did you just see Reverand Norris give the little fella a sneak attack? That was crazy right there, he has no idea where that stench came from!
Sneak Attack by hog_wild June 15, 2011

Attention Whore 

someone online (usually female) who does or says anything to gain attention. also talks to an insane amount of people at one time and will forget who they are talking to and what they are talking about regularly.
It took rima 10 minutes to answer me back because she is talking to 20 people that damn attention whore.
Attention Whore by souleater May 26, 2004

yak attack

Yak an extremely small town in northwestern montana, complete with saloon, one-room schoolhouse, and general store(this is it's entire town). The "Yak attack" is when bored natives drive in a triangle from Yak, to a town called Libby, to another town called Eurika, and back to Yak, hitting every bar along the way.
I survived the Yak Attack, but I have a serious hang over.
yak attack by greetings824 May 30, 2005

fix your attitude 

a fan fiction about kylo ren, a character from the star wars franchise, that includes very mature concepts and have left many sexually disturbed
person one: Have you read fix your attitude on ao3?

person two: no
person one: don’t. it’s really weird
fix your attitude by daddydani March 20, 2020

Attack of the show 

A great show that will never suck balls like cops. It talks about technology and gives away prizes. With Kevin P. and Candace B. as the hosts. It gives info on many things like the guy who ate 25,000 Big Macs.
Some guy "Attack of the show is awesome!" Some dooche "the people have big heads." Some guy "You have a tiny penis"
Attack of the show by eyeguyfizz December 8, 2011

Attention Seekers 

People who say that they are no one and nothing. Mostly lie about things that have happened in their lives and ALWAYS call themselves ugly and worthless. Shut the hell up, you haven't seen worse yet.
Attention Seekers
Girl: I'm no one. Nobody likes me. I'm fat.
Me: Shut the fuck up you lying hoe