I went down to the local McDonalds
But they didn't have any Jazzy Juice
I sat down crying, with my dog
But we continued on
I ran 50 miles
They all told me, you'll never find it
The only thing you'll find is a knuckle sandwhich
So I asked my friends, and I asked my wall
Where is Jazzy Juice
I turned around and saw it with my eyes
And I ran faster than the sky
I was almost in reach, of the juice
But then my shoes were loose
I had to tie them
I looked up to see the juice being taken
I caught up and caked him sending Jazzy Juice to the sky
I planted my shoes down
It's heading towards the ground
And I caught Jazzy Juice
But something started coursing through my veins
My juice fell down and I didn't feel the same
Moon fries looking kinda different what changed
This song is going crazy it's about to go insane
My brother lost a game of Fortnite and he let loose
He got so mad he broke his legs and couldn't move
Now all he wanted was good ol Dr. Seuss
But hey what's it matter we got Jazzy Juice
I danced for hours with my drink, all damn day
Bustin moves all the way
I could not care less, about you
Even my family knew
I might be going crazy
I thought maybe I should see my brother
But I start to shudder at everything I've done
The juice had taken me
It took me so long to see
I don't want Jazzy Juice
But they didn't have any Jazzy Juice
I sat down crying, with my dog
But we continued on
I ran 50 miles
They all told me, you'll never find it
The only thing you'll find is a knuckle sandwhich
So I asked my friends, and I asked my wall
Where is Jazzy Juice
I turned around and saw it with my eyes
And I ran faster than the sky
I was almost in reach, of the juice
But then my shoes were loose
I had to tie them
I looked up to see the juice being taken
I caught up and caked him sending Jazzy Juice to the sky
I planted my shoes down
It's heading towards the ground
And I caught Jazzy Juice
But something started coursing through my veins
My juice fell down and I didn't feel the same
Moon fries looking kinda different what changed
This song is going crazy it's about to go insane
My brother lost a game of Fortnite and he let loose
He got so mad he broke his legs and couldn't move
Now all he wanted was good ol Dr. Seuss
But hey what's it matter we got Jazzy Juice
I danced for hours with my drink, all damn day
Bustin moves all the way
I could not care less, about you
Even my family knew
I might be going crazy
I thought maybe I should see my brother
But I start to shudder at everything I've done
The juice had taken me
It took me so long to see
I don't want Jazzy Juice
by king sammelot the goat fan October 24, 2025
Get the Jazzy Juicemug. When a girl blows your dick till you have you orgasm and then she French kisses another girl in your threesome so hard the cum gets shared for dinner between the two of them.
by Flame O Fire October 9, 2016
Get the Juice Swapmug. Bro look at that guy over there! Dude literally gots them sack of juice legs 🦵🏼, I think I'm gonna run and slide cancel on em and slice his legs open with my damascus camo knife!
by pussboi July 4, 2022
Get the Sack of juice legsmug. "Last night I found a trail of horse juice leading back to the barn. that was an expensive bottle too!"
by greenwaterr August 16, 2022
Get the Horse Juicemug. by hoelhosa August 9, 2021
Get the Slut Juicemug. "I can't stand this shitty video game. It's fuckin' booty juice."
"Your argument is fuckin' booty juice."
"Your argument is fuckin' booty juice."
by ExpertOnAllSubjects69 January 30, 2020
Get the Booty Juicemug. When a baby was conceived by creaming in a woman's ass doggie style. The cum dribbles out and down into the pussy. Causing her to get pregnant. The person is unusually stupid and never learns from their mistakes.
You must be an ass juice baby. If you don't figure life out. You're going to keep on making the same mistakes.
by Buddhaquest89 July 9, 2023
Get the Ass juice babymug.