when a girl has or hasn't already gaven the man a blow job(blowing of the dick) she put her hand on his dick and god up and down. as he replays with a small moaning.
by allnighter23 August 22, 2016
Get the hand jobmug. Monica Blewinsky has ample and really-luscious lips, and so said smoochy "job-opening" must have been really tempting to many other guys besides Slick WIllie!
by QuacksO August 4, 2025
Get the job-openingmug. 
by Patriotguy420 January 27, 2023
Get the Whistle blow jobmug. Did you hear about Stacy's first bong job? Daymmmmmmmmm! That girl is lucky she didn't dislocate her jaw!
by Sass1023 July 9, 2022
Get the bong jobmug. A ceremony you do to your wife to plaster her vagina shut when she decides she will have no more children. This is meant to be performed by the husband of the woman getting the Alabama Plaster Job
Steps
1. Get all of your male relatives to ejaculate into a cup (this can be done simultaneously or one at a time)
2. Measure the amount of semen you have, and thoroughly mix in an equal amount of Elmer's School Glue
3. When the glue and semen is mixed, boil it on a stove at medium to high temperature. We will now refer to the glue-semen mixture as glemen
4. Once the glemen is boiling, pour it over your wife's vagina which should plaster her vagina shut to block anything (such as a penis) from entering it again
5. Perform anal sex with the newly plastered woman to celebrate a successful Alabama Plaster Job
Steps
1. Get all of your male relatives to ejaculate into a cup (this can be done simultaneously or one at a time)
2. Measure the amount of semen you have, and thoroughly mix in an equal amount of Elmer's School Glue
3. When the glue and semen is mixed, boil it on a stove at medium to high temperature. We will now refer to the glue-semen mixture as glemen
4. Once the glemen is boiling, pour it over your wife's vagina which should plaster her vagina shut to block anything (such as a penis) from entering it again
5. Perform anal sex with the newly plastered woman to celebrate a successful Alabama Plaster Job
Johnny, make sure you don't masturbate this week, you want to provide plenty of semen for your cousin's Alabama Plaster Job next weekend.
by McMegaDeluxe April 12, 2020
Get the Alabama Plaster Jobmug. The practice of sticking one’s penis in the others right or left nostril. The other will then try to say KFC’s slogan with their weird voice.
by EpicGoG December 13, 2019
Get the Kentucky Nose-Jobmug.