Bird Boxed

A home is Bird Boxed when all windows have their blinds and curtains closed.

During the polar vortex, Ace the cat hated that all of the blinds were Bird Boxed ....

by Mr David February 9, 2019

Wok box

An attractive girl of Asian descent

"Bro, have you seen that exchange student from China?" Total wok box, would bang."

by rickroll123 December 3, 2017

a soup box

A pony-like character that makes booty calls on a regular basis.

A soup box boyfriend
aka mike

by mec586 December 28, 2007

no box

when u finish a fat ass meal capable of feeding a small village by yourself without the needed assistance of a to-go box

i finished that pizza no box bro

i just no boxed that lasagna bro

i no boxed that bitch dude

by areallycooldude June 24, 2021

Bird box

Something SO fucked suicide IS an option

I had a bird box day..and I'm on 72 hour hold for my own safety.

by MistaSinista January 11, 2019

Police Box

When you stretched her box out in round one and go back in for round two and there's no traction anymore so it's like the TARDIS in Doctor Who: a box that's much bigger on the inside.

Jason: Sorry, honey, this isn't working. You've got a police box now.

Samantha: A police box?

Jason: Twat And Relative Dick In Snatch, and the relative size has changed a lot since fifteen minutes ago.

by nonuniqueusername February 14, 2023

Mobile boxing glove

A Mobile boxing glove is a knife, typically a folding blade knife that can be carried in a pocket, used in a street fight. Named after Mobile Alabama due to it's infamous reputation as being a rough city.

I thought it was just going to be some friendly fisticuffs but he put on his Mobile boxing glove and stabbed me.

by sometreehugging liberal June 30, 2016