>:O

When your mum don't give u cookies

"Mum can I have cookies?" "No!" ">:O"

by WhyMe... April 15, 2020

m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q

You thought you could out Boredom me well you were solemnly mistaken

You: i know m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q will not be defined 'sees this page' GOD DAMMIT.

by Doomed man who died of bordom November 2, 2021

hand-o-saurous

A new type of dinosaur discovered by researchers Elijah Kruse and Blake Sorenson. They discovered the fossils in southern Minnesota along the MN River while on a business trip. And yes, it is purposefully spelled wrong.

Did you see that new Hand-O-Saurous sculpture?

by GoebelBeast December 15, 2017

GEEZ O FLIP

Popular with teens in the Washington, DC area in the late 50s and early 60s as a euphanism for "Jesus Christ."

Geez O Flip Larry you shouldn't have done that.

by anonymous July 23, 2024

Human Milker-o-matic

A pair of tubes in the girl's washroom, sucking milk from their breasts upon them being placed on it, and using half of it gained to make a drug, going in through a 3rd tube forcefully into the girl's mouth. This drug enhanced their breast size, the quantity of milk inside, and makes them act obedient, extremely orgasmic, and stiff to the point where they may be unable to move. This generates near infinite amounts of milk to be sent to the market.

That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.

Girl1: Do we dare to try it?
Girl2: I say we do it on the count of three.
Both: One, Two, Three!
Later...
Boy1 and 2: (Locks Girl's Washroom door)
(Faint moans heard in a bathroom in the middle of nowhere, being sucked into the factory to make the milk, all stemming from the Human Milker-o-matic

by Registered_Fun_Haver May 28, 2022

v + o

the best initals in a relationship. they have so much love for each other.

perfect example: Veli = v, otto = o

yo! did u hear veli and otto got married

nah but im so happy for them

v + o love each other so much

by velithegreat January 18, 2022

O O

Emoticon that only means eyes staring deep into something...

Jake: "Hey man this guy sent me two O's and he said he's going to eat my heart out."
Kris: "That just means he's starting at you."
Jake: " What a creep..."

by JustSomePersonHere May 20, 2022