Long nimble fingers exclusively possessed by the Mr. Middleton himself. These fingers, (arm appendages), are slender and full of great pleasure! Any bitch that gets a feel of that Middleton ECSTASY from those delightful fingers won’t be able to settle for anything less.
Boyfriend: “Why are you breaking up with me?”
Me: “I’ve experience the delight and unique pleasurable sensation of the one and only Middleton Fingers and you could never please me the way they have.”
Me: “I’ve experience the delight and unique pleasurable sensation of the one and only Middleton Fingers and you could never please me the way they have.”
by purehoetry February 11, 2025
Get the Middleton Fingers mug.Long nimble fingers exclusively possessed by the Mr. Middleton himself. These fingers, (arm appendages), are slender and full of great pleasure! Any bitch that gets a feel of that Middleton ECSTASY from those delightful fingers won’t be able to settle for anything less.
Boyfriend: “Why are you breaking up with me?”
Me: “I’ve experienced the one of a kind pleasure of the Middleton Fingers and I can now no longer be satisfied by anything less!”
Me: “I’ve experienced the one of a kind pleasure of the Middleton Fingers and I can now no longer be satisfied by anything less!”
by purehoetry February 11, 2025
Get the Middleton Fingers mug.Related Words
He's a middledog.
by IMNOY November 22, 2025
Get the middledog mug.To reveal to your spouse for the first time, after getting married, that you need to open the relationship. Especially if the revealer recently got famous or more desirable in some way. Named after Thomas Middleditch, who did the same to his ex-wife.
Jesse just told Emily he doesn't think they're fully sexually compatible and they need to open the marriage up to other partners for his mental health. Why didn't he say this before they got married? He totally middleditched her!
by CoaltoNewCastle December 9, 2025
Get the Middleditch mug.much like high lowed, were the ball carrier in football is hit up high near his head or shoulders and is hit in the back of his legs at the same time. This is when the ball carrier is hit up high near his head and hit in the lower back near the kidneys at the same time.
"Did you see the game last night when devon hester was high middled on the kick return, it flipped him completly over. I surprised he walked away from that one!"
by jacob1012 December 4, 2009
Get the high middled mug.by max middleton May 26, 2018
Get the max middleton mug.A once in a generational cock which is approximately 26 inches flaccid. Unfortunately, this massive python cock is being wasted on an Asian ching chong
Ian Middleton at a security pat-down:
officer: is this a weapon in your pants?
Ian: no sir that's my flaccid cock
officer: gozleme
officer: is this a weapon in your pants?
Ian: no sir that's my flaccid cock
officer: gozleme
by smegyeet August 24, 2019
Get the Ian Middleton mug.