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The event of which your foreskin is permanently stuck in the position where it cannot be pulled down.
Ben: yo Gemma I can't pull down my foreskin I think there is some smegma in there.
Gemma: don't worry ben I will lick your foreskin to lubricate it
un-retractable foreskin
Gemma: don't worry ben I will lick your foreskin to lubricate it
un-retractable foreskin
by smegyeet August 24, 2019
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Ian Middleton at a security pat-down:
officer: is this a weapon in your pants?
Ian: no sir that's my flaccid cock
officer: gozleme
officer: is this a weapon in your pants?
Ian: no sir that's my flaccid cock
officer: gozleme
by smegyeet August 24, 2019
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Thiccenden: ok boys please observe my fat clit
boy 1: wow her clit is so fat I want to plant my seed in her fallopian tubes
Thiccenden: please insert your meaty willy inside and my fat clit will greet you with warmth and sexual pleasure
boy 1: wow her clit is so fat I want to plant my seed in her fallopian tubes
Thiccenden: please insert your meaty willy inside and my fat clit will greet you with warmth and sexual pleasure
by smegyeet August 24, 2019
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