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9/11 was an inside job

The conspiracy theory that George W. Bush carried out the terrorist act of 9/11 to justify the invasion of Iraq.
Guy 1:“I can’t believe the Taliban would do such a thing”

Guy 2: “nah broski 9/11 was an inside job
by kit____ August 14, 2023
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alabama nose job

Is when you bite someone’s nose and you get the Hershey Squirts and your ass hole is blasting the song all start while shrek rips open a new ass hole for you. Then after 3 days of marinating in oatmeal you have crabs coming out of your pee hole. ;)
Yo billy bob, I got the Alabama nose job yesterday from your gram gram!
by Man hole March 9, 2020
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Sonic hand job

The act of masturbating to another male while watching hedgehog porn video while siting on a bunch of hedgehogs. You must do this act at the speed of sound, if somone caught you, you will have to scream pingus!
I will give you a sonic hand job and you will LIKE IT!
by Mexican geek January 21, 2018
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day job

If you're an adult, then "day job" refers to the occupation that you have alongside your side project if you cannot live from your side project — that at times you may need this day job to finance your side project.
Before my side hustle took off, I spent most of my time at my day job, dreaming of the day I could quit and work on my passion full-time.
by Emotional Cruiser October 29, 2025
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logan flange job

The act of placing ones mouth around the head of a penis and blowing forcefully. There is no up or down or forward motion, just a firm, steady stream of breath being blown directly on to the rim of the penis head, aka the "flange".
Did you hear about Huffman? He gives the best Logan flange jobs ever!
by Logymon Savage January 12, 2017
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eve jobs

Incredibly beautiful, sweet and lovely all the way around. Never let this person go.
Wow. Did you meet eve jobs. She is so smart and beautiful.
by silentsilence August 11, 2023
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Let The Jonitor Do His job

Yes it's spelt Jonitor instead of Janitor. Instead of saying "let bro cook" you say "let the Jonitor do his job"
"what is bro yapping about??"

"Hold on let the Jonitor do his job"
by Will.s8472 April 14, 2024
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