one handed jousting

One handed jousting is the solo act of a male human self-pleasuring though the act of masturbation.

"Bet you were one handed jousting that image of Tanya last night."

by Farfox5 November 7, 2014

Shovel in hand

Replying to someone with, " Shovel in hand", means you can dig it. (I agree, I understand, I like it)

(statement) We have to be at work earlier today because we didn't finish yesterday's load!

(Reply) Shovel in hand, I'll be there.

by Ja'vae December 14, 2023

Hande

Without a doubt, Hande is the most beautiful woman in the world. She is beautiful and deserves love. She's a little sensitive, but that sometimes makes it more advantageous in certain matters. She is a perfect girlfriend and loves to make sacrifices for the man she loves and expects it from the other side.

Hande is a perfect girlfriend for a capricorn boy.

by Furkan the Rabbit November 21, 2021

Frog hand

Defines someone that sneezed a load in their hand.

That dude blowed so hard he's got the frog hand

by Adamu Atago May 18, 2017

Hand of God

When a girl tosses you off so good that it feels heavenly.

I got with a girl the other day, and I was touched by the Hand of God.

by Pompombear November 21, 2020

Nathan Hands

Nathan Hands… or nonchalant hands, subtlety insinuating a sweet duet of purposes comprising of but not limited to those of not caring, and not knowing.

It’s like the shrugging emoji. You just put your hands up when you don’t know how else to explain yourself.

Simply Put… it is what it is

Did you know smoking is bad for you ?

Yeah but so is living in such a polluted city Nathan hands

by ElGrande12 January 28, 2022

dumbledore hands

When you’re fisting someone and your hand comes out black.
Fisting after taco night.

Have you ever had dumbledore hands. You will tonight.
I just ate Taco Bell you might get dumbledore hands.

by Mari3249 October 11, 2018