The Hand Of God

An A-10 Thunderbolt II or A-10 "Warthog." "The Hand Of God" is a name typically used by soldiers that are allied with the A-10. If you are not an ally, you are dead, most likely from its GAU-8 Machine Gun.
Let's go! The Hand Of God just shredded that tank!
by A-10 King May 26, 2023
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Cologne and hand towels

A code phrase for a guy who intends to hang around men's restrooms looking for a hook up.
Hey, Matty, let's grab a drink!

Nah, I'm going to the men's washroom to hand out cologne and hand towels.
by colonsandhandjobs November 29, 2019
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Brown-Handed sky hook

The act of shitting in your hand, while In the shower. Then proceed to loft it in the hair; over the shower curtain, in to the the toilet. Similarly to the NBA player Kareem Abdul-Jabar famous move the sky hook.
I didn’t want to waffle stomp last night, so I brown-handed sky hooked it into the toilet.”
by Showershitter1214 June 19, 2025
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White hand slap

When a player is so consumed with pleasure from defeating an opponent that they ejaculate into their hand then slap the loser in the face said hand.
After the match, he white hand slapped the opponent.
by KJ_Dean July 18, 2024
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stroking it w/ both hands

when you're glazing someone so much, that its almost like you're putting double the work into it. - the more extreme version of "doing tricks on it"
extreme glazing.
"(artist) literally just released the best album ever"
"bro hop off, you're stroking it w/ both hands atp"
by kool4id November 06, 2024
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Syphilis Hands

actively irritated, red legions on donald trump's meat-digits
When Casino Mobster waved to onlookers outside one of his 600 trials, all of Twitter noticed legions on The Former Guy #TFG hands, which gave birth to "Syphilis Hands" trending and lots of grossed out people who instantly needed eye bleach.
by Uncle Joosie January 17, 2024
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Spaghetti Hand Job

When your girl feels on your pubes like they are noodles in spaghetti.
DJ: Ayo Matt how was last night with Tasha?
Matt: It could have been better, she only gave me a Spaghetti Hand Job.
by OGhypebeast69 March 13, 2017
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