D Sabe

A goony man who plays baseball at IMG

D Sabe has the craziest ADHD I’ve ever seen

by Aidan sabean April 20, 2024

:D

The happy

I am the happy

I am not depressed

I am the happy

I am not depressed

I am the happy

I am not depressed

I am the happy

I am not depressed

I am the happy

Bob: :D

Bob: I am the happy

Jim: Okay...?

Bob: I am not depressed

Jim: Yeah you just.. said that.. what?

Bob: I am the happy

Jim: Are you okay...?

Jim: Bob?

Jim: Hello??

Jim: ...

Jim: Anybody???

Jim: ...

Jim: Anybody?????

by wtf do I write in here bro July 19, 2024

Tonka Truck dick (T²d)

Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.

Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).

by Lil2high July 21, 2024

D-rock

When a friend says they want to hangout with you, but then ignores you, and doesn't hang out.

Jim:"Did Derek text you back, when he was going to head over?"
Jerry:"No, I think he's pulling a D-rock tonight..."

by FuckingShitFaceCum August 13, 2017

D-x

The are were a man or woman’s thigh and pubic region meet. The crease on either side of the pubic bone the extends up to the iliac crest of the pelvis. The creases that WWE Degeneration X would chop crossing their arms in a X. A sexy crease that bathing suits and underwear live in.

When she wears skippy bathing suit you can see her D-x. I ran my hands down her D-x while I was behind her.

His D-x is so hot you can see it when he wears low cut pants. I love his six pack and his D-x.

by Darthzilla January 31, 2025

D Blast

D Blast /ˈdi ˌblæst/ noun (slang)

1. The act of forcefully projecting or being projected upon with male genitalia or its discharge, whether literally or metaphorically.

2. A sudden or intense episode involving an overwhelming presence of phallic imagery.

3. (figurative) An emotional or psychological impact akin to being bombarded with excessive masculine energy or unwanted advances.

— Origin: Early 21st century; blend of initialism D (for “dick”) and blast (as in explosion or sudden force).

See also: nutstorm

1. “He didn’t even see it coming—total D Blast to the face.”

2. “The art installation was a visual D Blast—phallic symbols everywhere.”

3. “That alpha male energy was a full-on D Blast at the staff meeting.”

by dinguistics July 29, 2025

emmar d;)

emmar is the first name and 'd' is the start of the last;) ..she's the hottest girl and most fecking gorgeous one you'll meet! she's quite shy but can be one loud girl when with her besto's:D she laaaaavs her friends! she's one of 'them' girls that everyone want's to be friends with! she can be a bit blonde at times but thats why everyone loves her! she usually hangs around with girls that are named 'rachael, chloe' and the boys named 'liam&nathan' as there are the 'popular' people to! she's can be one horny girl in bead;) but all the boys love a bit of the 'emmar' <3

liam- woaah i was with emmar d;) last night;)
nathan- lucky cunt save a bit for me?
liam- she never runs out the fiesty biaaatch

chloe + rachael - *laughs* she saves it all for us;)

by heyhoitsjustmeagain August 21, 2011