life

my sister keeps telling me to get one but there not in stores

Get a life, nerd

by yule lads August 24, 2022

life

what is wrong with you?

don't you have a life?

by emily <333 July 2, 2021

Life Blocker

A play with words based on the expression "cock blocker".

In this case the life blocker doesn't stop you from engaging in intercourse or other stimulating and fun activities specifically, but instead takes all your energy out of you, because it doesn't believe you are deserving of life.

Frequently used for parents who resent not performing abortion on their kids.

My mother just got home, so I can't stay positive or happy, she is a life blocker.

by Barbra Silver January 12, 2021

life

men

Life's a bastard, then you marry one, then you die.

Crystal: "Life's a fucking bitch girl!

Nina: "Whats wrong home-girl?"

Crystal: "When I was in the hospital, my husband slept with that fucking, twacked out skank, spunderella DeAnne."

Nina: "Ohhh NO he didn't! Men are such fucking pigs! Life's not a BITCH honey; life's a BASTARD, then you marry one, then you die.

by The Anrkissed May 8, 2008

a life

Something I don't have.

Person 1: "Go get a life."

Person 2: "..."

by I Lost My Brain April 12, 2022

suburban thug life

Doing gangster shit on the front porch of your parents house

...that's located in a gated community.

That soccer mom is selling dime bags out of her min-van. Suburban thug life at it's finest.

by viv_xlauren February 12, 2018

life

A sexually transmitted disease which is also terminal.

A: life sucks, man

B: No cap

by astrumrae December 21, 2020