simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold April 4, 2024

Simp

Squirrels In My Pants

SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
-Candace Flynn

by Candace Flynn lover February 23, 2020

Simp

Simps live up to 20-24 years 🤧. If your simp of a bf/gf is acting up give them a hug because they won’t have long left 🥲

My boyfriend is such a simp, he won’t leave me alone.

by Out Of Mind Out Of Sight June 9, 2022

Simp

Samir Idolizing Mediocre Pussy

We all have that one friend Samir who will run a mile for a girl. Smh

Friend: "Hey Samir, wanna go to Johnny Canucks for wings?"

Samir: "Yeah for sure!"

1 Hour Later...

Friend: "Where are you bro?"

Samir: "I'm on the way to Montreal by foot"

Friend: "Simp"

by TheRealKorumbah April 1, 2020

Simp

Someone who will bend over backwards for a love interest knowing that they have zero chance with them, but continue to bend over backwards with false hope that bending over backwards will attain success.

Mark Harris is the world's biggest simp. He is simping hard over Leanna.

by JayV316 May 23, 2022

Simp

A silly or foolish person. Now it's described for a person that simps for a girl on the internet by sending love letters/donating money. In 2020 the word simp still has some simmilarities to before like a person is silly/foolish by thinking he will marry an E-Girl.

Are you simping son?

by RyanDictionateS June 19, 2020

Simp

Jewel Morallo is the definition of simp. Not only she is, but so is Francis. This means to portray your own friends for the guy/girl you like.

Omg, have you heard Francis is such a fucking simp? I've also heard Jewel is a hardcore simp too.

by JanelleB May 6, 2020