by Littlemacaroni June 10, 2020
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1. Shallow insecure materialist pervert
2. Shrek is my prince
3. Stop, I might puke
1. Shallow insecure materialist pervert
2. Shrek is my prince
3. Stop, I might puke
by Skatershoes May 24, 2020
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Get the SIMP mug.A man who puts a woman before their friends, even though the woman doesn't give a shit about him.
This word is also used by butthurt 10 year olds whenever they see a couple together and see a man being respectful towards a woman, even if the woman respects him back. That definition of the word is wrong.
If you're gonna use a word, use it right.
This word is also used by butthurt 10 year olds whenever they see a couple together and see a man being respectful towards a woman, even if the woman respects him back. That definition of the word is wrong.
If you're gonna use a word, use it right.
by shutupkaren May 6, 2020
Get the Simp mug.The main distinguishing feature of any simp is that they have empathy only towards the opposite sex (one-sided).
Consequently they tend to: be in favor (or pro-) opposite sex, interpret everything in the opposite sex's favor; xenophobically hate their own sex (all penis holders are evil by default, half of the time other simps are exempt from this) with or without hating themselves for being of that sex; more often than not be submissive to the opposite sex, place the opposite sex on a pedestal.
They can have any personality, body, appearance, smv, success, money..; consequently the more of these things they possess the more "authority fallacy" may be exerted in support of this bias.
Consequently they tend to: be in favor (or pro-) opposite sex, interpret everything in the opposite sex's favor; xenophobically hate their own sex (all penis holders are evil by default, half of the time other simps are exempt from this) with or without hating themselves for being of that sex; more often than not be submissive to the opposite sex, place the opposite sex on a pedestal.
They can have any personality, body, appearance, smv, success, money..; consequently the more of these things they possess the more "authority fallacy" may be exerted in support of this bias.
What a simp!
by veinsofgold October 5, 2020
Get the simp mug.A guy who is overly nice to a girl in hopes of getting her. (Also includes thinking a girl is into you Bc you she gives you the slightest bit of attention)
by Youngnikkiwiththecblikki July 15, 2019
Get the Simp mug.Marc Warren. A Spanish guy who simps over every girl on planet earth. Simps always drive black rav 4’s and play tennis. They use tennis as a personality, when they actually suck at the sport
by yobro2fly November 16, 2021
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