the best thing in the world , a person who obliterates everything else in his terms of cuteness , intelligence , strength and intimidation . the unseen god of this world
by Child Le Ultimate June 16, 2022
Get the John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nosemug. That poor pigeon that the teacher tossed in the bin like it was nothing. R.I.P you will be missed by many (meaning me and my bestie).
Eggy: I'm gonna climb in and fish Warren John Sparkle out the bin
Peggy: I'll give you a boost and then I'll meet you in there.
Peggy: I'll give you a boost and then I'll meet you in there.
by Rando0912 April 17, 2021
Get the Warren John Sparklemug. One who is a complete and utter unit. A John McGlinn is nothing short of a “playa” and encourages having his dick sucked as the so called grand prize to his senseless games.
by Costa1234 July 25, 2019
Get the John McGlinnmug. 
Sweatpants John is what you call someone that is really good at a video game. They try so hard that they sweat. And they would then need to put Sweatpants on.
by Cragnon December 17, 2023
Get the Sweatpants Johnmug. Cool John is a type of name a person must have if a person fits its name. A John has a good heart, and stands firm on what he knows to be true. Be warned, a John already had a broken heart from the past, which leaves him vulnerable. Don’t ever lie to a John or you’ll deeply regret it. A Cool John has a good heart, outgoing, vibrant, light hearted personality. Do not ever cross a Cool John’s line or you will deeply regret it for the rest of your life. Since a Cool John is a once in a lifetime.
Bro, he is so sweet, he loves music, food, dancing, drawing, and singing. He is also very open minded and mature. He’s definitely a Cool John
by Ramentae November 21, 2021
Get the Cool Johnmug. by Ricky Shroomz March 12, 2021
Get the John Waynemug.