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King of Clubs

The opposite of King of Spades,
while the suit of spades, the king desires to see his wife with other man. In the suit of clubs or Clover, the king wants to laydown with as many women is possible during his lifetime.
in the suit of clubs, the Cuck is the Queen.

Most likely to be seen be himself, while his wife talks with other girls making the good well-known "Cake"
"My husband loves when i make him some cake! He says his wife is the best cook ever!" - Queen of Clubs talking about the King of Clubs
by CuckQueenOfClubs March 9, 2024
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King The Pro

King is fond of racks which are also known as tittes he loves them idk why he just does it’s something he likes it must Be the milkes he wants
King The Pro likes them big ol milkers
by VEthereal July 27, 2022
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The king of the Indians

It’s me I am the king of the Indians
“Yo who’s the king of the Indians
It’s me”
mugGet the The king of the Indiansmug.

king of battle

by MasterSteve00 March 1, 2005
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kings heath primary school

a shitty school i went to which is full of twats and the teachers are sexist mr broad everyone hates you there is squashed peas on the floor of the PE room/lunch hall. we all go to queensbridge school search it up.
by dasagne May 19, 2023
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King Pooter

An ancient being predating the existence of the universe. After rebirthing in the soil of what is now known as Idaho, Pooter (his name before monarchy) rose up and began evolving. Learning cultures and slowly becoming human, he walked over to the ancient Potato Empire civilization and killed the king using an old microwave. He took the crown and called himself “King Pooter.” After evolving for long enough, he has become immortal (due to the potato part of him having a very long shelf life), and has become too big to fit in a microwave (his only weakness being a microwave.)
Oh damn King Pooter just conquered England.”
by Sadboy supreme January 4, 2021
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thrust king

Your girlfriend wears gym clothes like a thrust king
by mrjingjok April 9, 2025
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